Norris Chuck is a very weak man who is purple. He's also the most foolish human (and n00b) on the face of Loserland, but he doesn't talk about that. He is the exact opposite of Chuck Norris. He is also the head of the PagUns and arguably the least powerful, accomplished and awesome man alive.
He's not even cool or purple enough to actually be The Man Behind The Slaughter.
The Story of How Dumb He is[]
It's called the dumb man. Once there was a dumb man, he was so dumb that everyone died, the end.
The Rest of his (Boring) Information[]
No one cares about his appearance. He wanted to be friends with Darth Vader, but Darth Vader didn't give a crap about Norris Chuck's request. He fails at Simon says. Po flew to another universe when Norris Chuck said hi to him. Not even Justin Beaver wants to sing to him.
When people see Norris Chuck
List of People that Hate Him[]
Who cares about this list, EVERYONE HATES HIM!
Trivia[]
- As you can see, this guy is a n00b.
- The only life-form to have a lower UnRank is Captain 1.
- He is tied with WaChuck Norris for the lowest UnRank in the UnOmniverse.