One day, you will have to answer for your actions. And God...may not be so merciful.
—Noo-Noo
Noo-Noo (also known as Noo-Noo Mk II and later as Noo-Noo Mk III) is an evil vacuum cleaner robot that works for the Teletubbies. Its job is to clean up Teletubby Land and Tubby Tower for them. Noo-noo is, however, secretly trying to take over the world, but its plans are so terrible that nobody even notices nor reacts to them. He also stars in the Teletubbies TV series, where it is dubbed "NAUGHTY NOO-NOO!!"
He really really loves to kill people.
He was created in Teletubby Land when Dipsy was trying to create a robot. He made this... thing. He gave it the job of cleaning up Teletubby land. It wanted to join the Teletubbies with a desire to kill humans. It tried shooting people, stabbing people, poisoning people, burning people, drowning people, electrocuting people, choking people, suffocating people, running people over with steamrollers, and even boring people until they died! None of its plans work though, because it's designed to clean things, and it ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, it can't even cut air. It enjoys sucking for a living in order to fill the empty void inside of its soul.
Noo-Noo obtained his PhD in chemistry from the Wojciechowski Institute of Snaeb Science in the year 2046. He has since had a monopoly on the methamphetamine market throughout Telletubby Land and Russia. His main buyer has been Tinky Winky since roughly 69 B.C.
He also enjoys sucking people up. Mostly Children and virgin sacrifices.
Noo-Noo being m e n a c i n g .
In 2015, he got a pink/orange paint job because REAL MEN WEAR PINK.
He also betrayed the Teletubbies and revealed the location of the Golden Pan to Captain 0 as revenge for its mistreatment, the Teletubbies really let him have it that time. He SUCCS loads of things, and during Y2K, he even sucked up the whole UnWorld, but TiTuTi fixed it right after he did that.
He has a huge red light on his back that repeatedly flashes when he SUCCS people and things, and he is DANGEROUS.
Once someone has been sucked, that is it. No afterlife, no body to retrieve, nothing. DO NOT GET SUCCED TO DEATH.
Survival Guide[]
- AVOID AT ALL COSTS. If you had to chose between encountering this and dying outright, then just perish. No amount of gods are able to save you from this vile machination anyway.
- Run. It is following you at all times, but it is still slow. Fleeing the country is not an option, it will always follow your footsteps and can suck up the very plane that you will flee on. Just run and never stop.
- Violence is a valid answer here. If you assault Noo Noo with enough nukes, it will feel mildly inconvenienced and move on to stalking another person. Now they near guaranteed to die instead but who cares?
- You can skip all 3 options if you are too fat for Noo Noo to successfully suck up. Noo Noo will either leave in a fit of rage or asplode. The only person who has ever survived this way is your mom.
NOW HE HAS NO PUPILS, CONFIRMING HIM AS A DEMON. 0_0
Trivia[]
- He's stupid.
- He thinks he's yellow. What an idiot...
- Everybody killed him during the hiatus.
- POOP
- He was in World War 1000.
- in fact, he was in every world war.
- Grid knows of his existence and has a vendetta against him.
- Kaptain Skurvy actually doesn't hate him. considering how he feels the same when it comes to Alt 2.0, one could say he likes robots a wee bit.
- It is Rumoured he can blow massive bubbles if he SUCCS up too much Gum.
- Noo-Noo is Squadala for, "POOP", precisely in all caps.
- Noo Noo and Kirby had a brawl over a singular french fry. Billions of civilians died.
- Noo Noo occasionally roams the sewers and suck people up from their toilets. Never trust a flush.
Garbage Disposal Unit
Noo-Noo's brush thingy on his head grows a buzz saw blade. Noo-Noo grabs his brush and throws it. People get chopped up as the bladed brush glides through the air and eventually comes back to Noo-Noo.
Garbage Disposal Unit
Noo-Noo's brush thingy on his head grows a buzz saw blade. Noo-Noo grabs his brush and throws it. People get chopped up as the bladed brush glides through the air and eventually comes back to Noo-Noo.
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