DID YOU PLAY DELTARUNE?
—The Noise, upon seeeing a spade (♠) in your drawing
Please Mike, answer the phone.
—The Noise, referencing Spamton (but also himself)
Woag.
—The Noise, whenever he isn't doing... whatever that other quote was
[Insert Date.]
—The Noise, forgetting it's December 9, 2024
You've caught The Noise on a particularly mid day. Maybe come back on another one and his spirits will be higher.
Noise (often called The Noise) is a good guy. He's not evil in any way. This Mexican man also a member of the Bad People, and is best friends with the now deceased Count Cannoli and Hatsune Miku. All of Noise's friends are dead. Another thing to note is that his favorite color is yellow.
Avoid the Noise because if you start preheating your oven he'll break into your house and replace anything you're cooking that night with dishwasher soap. He hates people who preheat their oven.
You see why you should try and get away while you still can? It's too late, he already triangulated your location just by your breathing sounds alone. But at least he's bringing you Domino's Pizza! Aha... ha ha....... Run; hide. Do whatever it takes to escape.
Personality[]
The Noise after he makes a thinly veiled connection between pieces of unrelated media.
As a Banjo and Kazooie acknowledger, Noise can canonically get jiggy.
He is annoying beyond hell because he constantly talks about how everything is tied together, in some network of media references that everything links to one another. Examples include stuff like "Ever heard of an arpeggio? That's Gaster's theme!" or "Have you seen any movie in the last 60 years? The presence of a camera is a reference to Citizen Kane!" It should be noted that Citizen Kane is his favorite movie of all time, touting it as the best one ever made. Rumor has it that he was the one who started the Tommy Westphall Multiverse theory, but who can say?
The Noise is similar to The Noid because he hates pizza. He tries to mess with professionals and other pizza makers, but has a lower success rate compared to The Noid. The Noise prefers candy, and seriously cannot live without some amount of glucose in his life. He has a singular misaligned tooth as well. They almost solved that issue with braces, but The Noise sawed his braces off so that he could continue eating caramel, toffee, and all the other sweets the dentist would rather you not eat with them on.
Relationships[]
Peppino[]
He hates Peppino solely because Peppino is a prosperous pizza man. The Noise once littered Peppino's delivery path with explosives that look like his face so that he could not get to the designated house under 30 seconds.
Snick[]
He is rivals with Snick as well, largely because he is slightly slower than Snick but can go at his speed after eating Taco Bell. It's reported he was chasing Snick after he lost an Uno! shame to him. This was confirmed in a recent interview with the latter.