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NoLegs

No Legs is a cat with no legs that fights zombie no leg cats. He is part slime and that is how he is able to survive. his mortal enemy is the scratch cat.

History[]

No Legs started as an alley cat that lived in the alley next to McDonald's. Every few months, they would throw out the food that didn't get used during those months. No Legs would eat it, and the food eventually started mutating him. He slowly lost his legs, and he slowly got awesome-r. He eventually became what he is today. He started a career as a monster exterminator, specializing in zombies. He now fights monsters every day, as he is one.

The Scratch Cat[]

Once, No Legs got a call. It was about an evil cat that had broke into someone's house. He went in, and it was The Scratch Cat. He could tell because of the nametag. No Legs pulled out his Zombie Zapper, and blasted The Scratch Cat. Now, The Scratch Cat added No Legs to the list of enemies. He's enemy number 7,261,148.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help keep this wiki fresh by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help keep this wiki fresh by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.

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