A Wii U in black. I have this exact model
The Nintendo Wii U is a new shaming system made by Microsoft. However, Nintendo made the Wii, so Microsoft was forced to give up the Wii U on threat of $10,000,000,000 in fines and up to seven months, two weeks, four days, three hours, and twenty-four minutes in jail. The Wii U is currently sold by Nintendo's Head of Marketing, Morshu. Morshu isn't really the head of marketing, but Nobody cares.
The Wii U was originally made as a joke because it sounds like Wee You. However, Bill Gates actually thought his employees were being serious, and started production. Microsoft Sam warned of the copyright violation, so Gates put a bullet through Sam's robotic head. Nintendo's pet elephant attacked Microsoft headquarters, and Nintendo now owns the rights to the Wii U.
The Wii U is rumored to have the capabilities to play Blu-Ray. But this is a lie, as it is obviously unlegal and launch Wiis couldn’t play DVDs without hacking. The Wii U is actually not very good at playing real shames. Just more of that Mario crap. And then something about going to a carnival and signing up as a clown. Other than that, it is only third-party shames such as The Loserific Adventure and The Happy Trees of Bob Ross.
The Wii U is actually a gigantic FAIL. This is because the Wii U is the most primitively made console ever known to man. In fact, it is like taking all of the bad parts of a Nintendo DS, and mixing it with the Nintendo Wii (which is only bad parts). The Wii U has been compared to a piece of paper that plays Mario shames.
Recently, Nintendo released a update to the Wii U, making it capable to play ANY game made by everyone else other then Nintendo.
The only good thing about the Wii U is it can play the entire Wii library, but you have to go into the vWii and insert the disc. Shamecube shames also can’t be played and some homebrew doesn’t work. FAIL