I'm not sure what to think of it...
The Nintendo's Witch 2 is another old woman and the successor to Nintendo's Witch and something only rich people can buy as it's very expensive. How expensive? Un$500 expensive! It can play Witch 2 shames and original Witch shames.
Just like the original Witch, the Witch 2 has a limited lifespan but now they last 52 years! They are still unrepairable after that though but if you have your special chair from your old Witch it will work with it. It's basically the Nintendo's Witch, but with a nicer and faster screen and controllers that can be used as a mouse. (why??) They also have a C button that you can use to talk to your friends (just use a headset!!)
Shames[]
- An open world Mario Mart with a cow you can play as.
- A paid tech demo nobody cares about
- A Donkey Kong shame.
- A sports shame where you use the mouse feature of the joycon to play basketball.
- A bunch of third party stuff that we could just gloss over it any given time.
- Your old Witch library is backwards compatible!
- You have to pay to make your Witch shames look SUPAH GOOD!!
Did I mention that these cost Un$90 each? 5 shames cost the same as the console itself. Also the shame is not on the card so you have to download it.