That's the console!

Nintendo's Witch is an old woman and a new shaming console that released in March 5117. Here, you can play LOTSA NEW shames not available for the Nintendo Wii U! Half of every shame on Nintendo's Witch is from the Wii U.

Nintendo's Witch systems only lasts for 46 years before they DIE!! (They're unrepairable after they DIE, and there is no way to extend the life of your Nintendo's Witch unless you buy the witch an Aeron chair early in that system's lifespan.)

This is kind of pointless because the Game Boi 2.0 can do the same things but better and last forever, but it's still a good system. It's basically the Wii U, but with detachable controllers and a human, and she looks kinda ugly.

New Shames

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