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[[File:Nintendo's Witch.png|thumb|282x282px|That's the console!]]
The Nintendo Switch is a new shaming console that releases in March 5117. Here, you can play LOTSA '''''NEW '''''shames not available for the [[Nintendo Wii U]]!
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'''Nintendo's Witch''' is an old woman and a new shaming console that released in March 5117. Here, you can play LOTSA '''''NEW '''''shames not available for the [[Nintendo Wii U]]! Half of every shame on Nintendo's Witch is from the Wii U.
   
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Nintendo's Witch systems only lasts for 46 years before they [[DIE]]!! (They're unrepairable after they DIE, and there is no way to extend the life of your Nintendo's Witch unless you buy the witch an Aeron chair early in that system's lifespan.)
It will release around the 3rd to 20th in March 5117.
 
   
This is kind of pointless because the [[Game Boi 2.0]] can do the same things but better, but it's still a good system.
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This is kind of pointless because the [[Game Boi 2.0]] can do the same things but better and last forever, but it's still a good system. It's basically the Wii U, but with detachable controllers and a human, and she looks kinda ugly.
   
 
== New Shames ==
 
== New Shames ==
 
* A re-release of [[Mario Mart]].
 
* A re-release of [[Mario Mart]].
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* [[Wario Kart Infinity Dash!!|Wario Kart: Infinity Dash!!]]
* [[Battle for Dream Island: The Shame]]
 
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* [[Battle for Dream Island: The Shame]] ([[Minion Emergency]] in the [[UnUnited Kingdom|UK]].)
 
* [[This is Bob: Generations]]
 
* [[This is Bob: Generations]]
 
* [[Snowball: Unleashed!]]
 
* [[Snowball: Unleashed!]]
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* [[Unnamed New Shupa Malleo Shame|Unnamed Shupa Malleo Shame]]
 
* [[Unnamed New Shupa Malleo Shame|Unnamed Shupa Malleo Shame]]
 
* [[Expand My Dong]]
 
* [[Expand My Dong]]
* [[OPERATE NOW|OPERATE NOW: Nintendo Switch Edition]]
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* [[OPERATE NOW|OPERATE NOW: Nintendo's Witch Edition]]
* [[Battle for Dream Island 2: Revenge of Flower]]
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* [[Battle for Dream Island 2: Revenge of Flower]] (Re-release of [[Po Colors!]] in the [[UnUnited Kingdom|UK]].)
 
* [[WaWaWaBonzi Buddy: The Shame]]
 
* [[WaWaWaBonzi Buddy: The Shame]]
 
* [[Captain 10 & 9 2: Revenge of This is Bob]]
 
* [[Captain 10 & 9 2: Revenge of This is Bob]]
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* [[The Mirror Shame]]
 
* [[The Mirror Shame]]
 
* [[emahS rorriM ehT]]
 
* [[emahS rorriM ehT]]
* A re-release of [[Splatoon]] because yeah.
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* A re-release of [[Splat Tim]] because yeah.
 
* [[Trump simulator]]
 
* [[Trump simulator]]
 
* [[Teletubbies 69: Attack of the Rabid Crap|Teletubbies 69]]
 
* [[Teletubbies 69: Attack of the Rabid Crap|Teletubbies 69]]
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* [[The Mixels Movie: The Shame]]
 
* [[The Mixels Movie: The Shame]]
 
* A crappy bootlegged version of a [[VeggieTales]] game
 
* A crappy bootlegged version of a [[VeggieTales]] game
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* [[Roblox]]
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* Crappy lego bootleg
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* [[Shupa Malleo Odyssey]]
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*[[1-2-Swiss]]
 
*[[Luigi dies: The Shame]]
 
[[Category:Shames]]
 
[[Category:Shames]]
 
[[Category:Shaming systems]]
 
[[Category:Shaming systems]]
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[[Category:Nintendo]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo]]
 
[[Category:Nintend'oh]]
 
[[Category:Nintend'oh]]
[[Category:Stuff created at Nintendus County High]]
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[[Category:Guys]]
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[[Category:Crazy Old Guys]]
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[[Category:Ugly]]
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[[Category:Females]]
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[[Category:Witches]]

Revision as of 18:54, 12 May 2020

Nintendo's Witch

That's the console!

Nintendo's Witch is an old woman and a new shaming console that released in March 5117. Here, you can play LOTSA NEW shames not available for the Nintendo Wii U! Half of every shame on Nintendo's Witch is from the Wii U.

Nintendo's Witch systems only lasts for 46 years before they DIE!! (They're unrepairable after they DIE, and there is no way to extend the life of your Nintendo's Witch unless you buy the witch an Aeron chair early in that system's lifespan.)

This is kind of pointless because the Game Boi 2.0 can do the same things but better and last forever, but it's still a good system. It's basically the Wii U, but with detachable controllers and a human, and she looks kinda ugly.

New Shames

  • A re-release of Mario Mart.
  • Wario Kart: Infinity Dash!!
  • Battle for Dream Island: The Shame (Minion Emergency in the UK.)
  • This is Bob: Generations
  • Snowball: Unleashed!
  • Alt 2.0 UNBOUND
  • Call Of Ducky: Garden Morden UnAdvanced Warfare Black Ops Ghosts & Knuckles
  • Captain 10 & 9: Chaos In The Satanist Empire
  • Plants vs. Birds & Foxes & Skeletons & Your Mom & Your Ass & Your Pizza & Zombies: Garden Heroes Warfare Pinball 2 & Knuckles
  • Teletubbies: Breath of the CRAP
  • Unnamed Shupa Malleo Shame
  • Expand My Dong
  • OPERATE NOW: Nintendo's Witch Edition
  • Battle for Dream Island 2: Revenge of Flower (Re-release of Po Colors! in the UK.)
  • WaWaWaBonzi Buddy: The Shame
  • Captain 10 & 9 2: Revenge of This is Bob
  • Bonzi Simulator 2017
  • SMG4: The Shame
  • The Mirror Shame
  • emahS rorriM ehT
  • A re-release of Splat Tim because yeah.
  • Trump simulator
  • Teletubbies 69
  • Underfail
  • The Mixels Movie: The Shame
  • A crappy bootlegged version of a VeggieTales game
  • Roblox
  • Crappy lego bootleg
  • Shupa Malleo Odyssey
  • 1-2-Swiss
  • Luigi dies: The Shame