OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!
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OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!
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Not THIS ugly!
Nintendo's Witch is an old woman and a new shaming console that released in March 5117. Here, you can play LOTSA NEW shames not available for the Nintendo Wii U! Half of every shame on Nintendo's Witch is from the Wii U. Half of every shame is also ripped off by the Switchtendo 365.
That's the console!
Nintendo's Witch systems only lasts for 46 years before they DIE!! (They're unrepairable after they DIE, and there is no way to extend the life of your Nintendo's Witch unless you buy the witch an Aeron chair early in that system's lifespan. And they are expensive.)
This is kind of pointless because the Game Boi 2.0 can do the same things but better and last forever, but it's still a good system. It's basically the Wii U, but with detachable controllers and a human, and she looks kinda ugly.
There were also versions with their ups and downs. This includes the Nintendo's Lite Witch which can't connect to the Television and she looks even uglier and the Nintendo's OLED Witch which has a screen that looks good, glowing red eyes and a complexion nowhere near as ugly as the original.
New Shames[]
- A re-release of Mario Mart.
- Wario Kart: Infinity Dash!!
- Pokémon Bored and Oatmealed
- Isle of Wario (crossover with the Mario cinematic universe)
- C.R.O.W.N.E.D Tundra (crossover with Kirby)
- Pokémon Archaic and Beepboop
- Battle for Dream Island: The Shame (Minion Emergency in the UnUK due to.... reasons)
- Battle for Dream Island 2: Revenge of Flower (Re-release of Po Colors! in the UnUK because, why not?)
- This is Bob: Generations
- Snowball: Unleashed!
- Big Chungus Heroes
- Sogga Forces
- Alt 2.0 UNBOUND
- Call Of Ducky: Garden Morden UnAdvanced Warfare Black Ops Ghosts & Knuckles
- Captain 10 & 9: Chaos In The Xbox Live Chat
- A re-release of the X-Men arcade game
- Plants vs. Birds & Foxes & Skeletons & Your Mom & Your Ass & Your Pizza & Zombies: Garden Heroes Warfare Pinball 2 & Knuckles
- Teletubbies: Breath of the CRAP
- Unnamed Shupa Malleo Shame
- Expand My Dong
- OPERATE NOW: Nintendo's Witch Edition
- A re-release of Guitar Hero: Po
- WaWaWaBonzi Buddy: The Shame
- Captain 10 & 9 2: Revenge of This is Bob
- Bonzi Simulator 2017
- SMG4: The Shame
- The Mirror Shame
- emahS rorriM ehT
- A re-release of Splat Tim because yeah.
- Trump simulator
- Teletubbies 69
- Underfail
- The Mixels Movie: The Shame
- A crappy bootlegged version of a VeggieTales game
- Roblox
- Crappy lego bootleg
- Nintendo's Witch Online and the Expansion Pak lets you play classic shames. (so basically a shame where a knight gets killed by unicorns, a shame about some ugly bear collecting puzzle pieces, a shame where Kirby is playing Golf and others)
- Shupa Malleo Odyssey
- Super Mario Twitter Madness & Knuckles
- 1-2-Swiss
- Luigi Dies: The Shame
- Wario Tennis
- A re-release of Oobi's Adventure
- Infinity Grand Dad
- Obey Gummy Bear, Destroy Kummipea!
- Defeat Da Undefeatables!!!
- Super Smash Bros: Meme Team
- Sonic Blood
- A re-release of Pikmin but it only has the ending part where all the pikmin get juiced.
- And no console is complete without Grand Theft Sesame Street.
- A re-release of Mario Party-e