Nintendo's Witch is an old woman and a new shaming console that released in March 5117. Here, you can play LOTSA NEW shames not available for the Nintendo Wii U! Half of every shame on Nintendo's Witch is from the Wii U.
Nintendo's Witch systems only lasts for 46 years before they DIE!! (They're unrepairable after they DIE, and there is no way to extend the life of your Nintendo's Witch unless you buy the witch an Aeron chair early in that system's lifespan.)
This is kind of pointless because the Game Boi 2.0 can do the same things but better and last forever, but it's still a good system. It's basically the Wii U, but with detachable controllers and a human, and she looks kinda ugly.
- A re-release of Mario Mart.
- Wario Kart: Infinity Dash!!
- Battle for Dream Island: The Shame (Minion Emergency in the UnUK due to.... reasons)
- This is Bob: Generations
- Snowball: Unleashed!
- Alt 2.0 UNBOUND
- Call Of Ducky: Garden Morden UnAdvanced Warfare Black Ops Ghosts & Knuckles
- Captain 10 & 9: Chaos In The Satanist Empire
- Plants vs. Birds & Foxes & Skeletons & Your Mom & Your Ass & Your Pizza & Zombies: Garden Heroes Warfare Pinball 2 & Knuckles
- Teletubbies: Breath of the CRAP
- Unnamed Shupa Malleo Shame
- Expand My Dong
- OPERATE NOW: Nintendo's Witch Edition
- Battle for Dream Island 2: Revenge of Flower (Re-release of Po Colors! in the UnUK because, why not?)
- A re-release of Guitar Hero: Po
- WaWaWaBonzi Buddy: The Shame
- Captain 10 & 9 2: Revenge of This is Bob
- Bonzi Simulator 2017
- SMG4: The Shame
- The Mirror Shame
- emahS rorriM ehT
- A re-release of Splat Tim because yeah.
- Trump simulator
- Teletubbies 69
- The Mixels Movie: The Shame
- A crappy bootlegged version of a VeggieTales game
- Crappy lego bootleg
- Shupa Malleo Odyssey
- Luigi dies: The Shame
- Wario Tennis
- A re-release of Oobi's Adventure
- And no console is complete without Grand Theft Sesame Street.