Nintendium

Nintendium is a very strong element that you can't buy. Why? Because Nintendium is purchased exclusively for Nintendo for use in their systems, it was discovered in 1976 by the late Gunpei Yokoi and named for the at the time playing card company Nintendo and there are 3 grades of Nintendium that have changed throughout the years. The formula has mostly remained the same but the quality dips all the time. Heck, the Nintendo's Witch is probably not made of Nintendium if the Joycons drift all the time, cracks up and moar! Nintendo sometimes sell Nintendium in it's rock form and for as much as scalpers sell Play Station 5 consoles for (Un$1,000+) which is pretty fair because it's a weaker but still incredibly strong form of Indestructium.

Nintendium is very strong, but pales in comparison to the Indestructible Nokia 3310. But it can survive the following:

Dropping a TV on an N64 will make it work much better than before.
Snapping a Nintendo DS in half will not kill it, but restrict it to Shame Boi Advance shames
If a truck runs over an Nintendo 64 game, it will still work.
Nintendo Wii nunchucks never get stick drift, unlike the Nintendo's Witch and PS5.
Snapping a GBA SP in half? Ha! Shit still turns on but you can’t see the screen.
Shame Bois can be hit with a bomb blast and although the buttons will be melted they still power on.

Grades of Nintendium[]

Grade A: Used by old Nintendo consoles such as the NES/Famicom, Shame Boi, N64 and Shamecube. Usually has a matte finish and is extremely strong and never scratches.
Grade B: Used in smaller handhelds such as the Shame Boi Advance and DS/3DS family of consoles and their cartridges. Often has a metallic finish
Grade C: Used on the newer stuff such as the Wii U. Still incredibly resilient; but pales in comparison to Grade A. Often sports a high gloss finish and attracts scratches all the time. Very brittle.

Nintendium in Action[]

Trivia[]

The only thing stronger than Nintendium (other than Plotholium) is Nokiaium: if somebody combines the 2 elements they’ll be unstoppable. But if someone combines Plotholium with the 2 they might Asplode!
Nintendium is love. Nintendium is life. Sorry Shrek!