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IMac G4

The iBart. It/he had TONS of games.

The NintenD'oh iBart is basically a banned computer that used Arch Linux. It/he was the reason why Bart Simpson got grounded. It/he was introduced in 1988, making it the first popular LCD computer. It/he was replaced by the iJennyXJ9 in 1998, due to Bart's grounding.

Apple eMac PowerPC G4 1

The iJennyXJ9, the computer's replacement. It/she was the same computer, but with a different gender, a CRT, and a TON of pointless upgrades.

Specifications

The screen was the largest screen possible at the time, having a resolution of 7680 × 4320, which most computers TODAY don't have. The processor was basically the PowerPC G6, which exceeds even today's processors. The hard drive could hold a yottabyte of data, and the RAM was as large as a Zettabyte! The included speakers were the best sounding speakers ever made. The other details are on their website at www.Nintendoh.ninja (the first domain using .ninja).

AzureCom

The AzureCom was made from the shape of an iBart, but with different hardware. The balls at the side each held 2 XD-rated processors, each with a zettabyte of RAM. They were also attached to the monitor in the 4th dimension, so they moved with it. The screen is detachable, and acts like an iPad with a petabyte of storage. It was estimated that the hard drive could hold a quezabyte of data (it was confirmed by Azure later on.) Its gender is attack helicopter.

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