NintenD'oh

NintendD'oh is a video shame corporation owned by Homer Simpson (It is different from Nintendo, obviously). It is known for its awful shames and bad corporate executiveship. Simpson, former nuclear power plant extraordinare, decided that this company could make loads of money, but he was wrong. The corporation's kiddie division is run by Lisa Simpson, and the adult sector is run by Bart and Maggie Simpson. One of NintenD'oh's critics is Marge Simpson, who states the company "Is an excuse for my husband and kids to get out of work and school!" If you ask us, she should be happy for them because this IS work, but I guess not all jobs are respectable.

History

NintenD'oh was started back in 1492 by the afforementioned Homer Simpson. The company was named after his trademark grunt "D'oh", which he often uses in distress.

1999998 BC-1491

Homer Simpson secretly started NintenD'oh. Since it was secret, Nobody bought shames from the company.

1492-1625

Homer brought the company from Springfield all the way to where Christopher Columbus was working on killing natives. Simpson, with the help of little Bart, created its present office on Florida Key. Soon after this, they released their very first shaming system, the NintenD'oh Entertainment System. The first shame released for it was Super D'oh Bros., featuring Homer saving Janet Jackson from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

1626-1850

By 1620, many shames were released. When it hit 1800, after George Washington died, the Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System was obsolete and the NintenD'oh 66 was released. 1850 marked its celebration and they got fat.

1980-2013

The Simpson family took a 140-year vacation from all their hard work. After that they released the NintenD'oh Shamesphere. They released many crappy shames, including Wario Party, a blatant rip-off of Nintendo's Mario Party. By 2010, NintenD'oh was a best-selling company, leaving Shitendo (Nintendo) in the dust.

Until 2011, when Bart had an accident involving a freezer, a giant pack of ice cubes, and his hand. Homer blamed Elsa and sued her.

Homer lost the lawsuit. His company went bankrupt and was acquired by Nintendo.

Criticism

Nintendo said that NintenD'oh was way too good and way better than they are. They tried to sue NintenD'oh for plagiarism, but they failed.

Trivia

• NintenD'oh is NOT similar to Nintendo in any way.

Shaming Systems

• NintenD'oh Entertainment System
• Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System
• NintenD'oh 66
• NintenD'oh Shamesphere
• NintenD'oh Zii
• NintenD'oh BS
• NintenD'oh 3BS
• NEO NintenD'oh 3BS
• NintenD'oh Glitch

Footnotes

Shaming Systems[ / ]

Nintendo [ / ]

Shame and Watch - Nintendo Entertainment System - Super Nintendo Entertainment System - Nintendo UnEntertainment System - Virtual Boy - Nintendo 64 - Nintendo Shamecube- Nintendo DS - Nintendo DS Lite - Nintendo DSi - Nintendo 3DS - Nintendo Wii - Nintendo Wii U - Shame Boi - Shame Boi 2.0 - Shame Boi Color - Shame Boi Advance - Shame Boi Micro - Nintendo Kinect - Nintendo's Witch

Sega [ / ]

SEGA Shaming System - SEGA Shaming System 2 - SEGA Bomb System - SEGA Sonic the Hedgehog - Sega NightmareCast - Sega PiCO

NintenD'oh [ / ]

NintenD'oh Entertainment System - Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System - Virtual Homer - NintenD'oh 66 - NintenD'oh Shamesphere - NintenD'oh Zii - NintenD'oh Zii EWW - NintenD'oh BS - NintenD'oh 3BS - NEO NintenD'oh 3BS

Microsoft [ / ]

Windows - Xbox - Xbox 360 - Xbox ONE - Xbox Series X|S

Sony [ / ]

Play Station - Play Station 2 - Play Station 3 - Play Station Bandicoot - Play Station 4 - Play Station 5 - Play Station Portable - Play Station Vita - CD-i - Play Station ∞

Atari [ / ]

Atari 1300 - Atari 2600 - Atari 5200 - Atari 7800 - Atari Jaguar

Wintendo [ / ]

Wintendo Containment System - Wintendo Shamepiramid - Wintendo Pii - Wintendo Pii Smoo - Wintendo Swooch

Other [ / ]

Chintendo Vii - Commodore 64 - UnIntellivision - Magnavox Odyssey - Fairchild Channel F - Tiger Handheld Shames - Wario's Shamerang