Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa ninjadesu. Kuppa wa torida to kiitanode, konkai wa koroshimasu!
—A ninja talking about politics.
KIRBY BECAMES [sic] A NINJA!!!
In your house to steal your valuable cutlery!
Sackboy as a ninja.
In the UnHyperverse, a Ninja is a catch all term for guys cloaked in black (or other colors, if you are all show no go) who like to jump around and use sharp things. The ninjitsu fighting techniques originated in Japan, but then every other country, including Japan, got jealous to an extreme. Now everywhere you go, there are some ninja soldiers, this includes the mexican ninjas, british ninjas, and even german ninjas.
Ninjas came to be when a samurai, drunken from fermented tea (of course it was tea), stumbled into the sea and got himself wrapped in seaweed. When he came out, everybody thought he was a mummy and screamed in horror, for he was completely entangled in the seaweed. Coming back to his senses, he realised that wrapping yourself in that sorta stuff could help you in many ways.
Ninjas can do many things! For example, most people think ninjas are automatically awesome, so they have good publicity around the clock. They also do jumping and running pretty good, which is important for Shames that feature them. They also like throwing things like shurikens and kunai, the latter of which sounds like something I'd really want to eat! Some ninjas also like tossing Bombs at innocent bystanders too. Nothing a ninja has will keep then safe from Nemesis, however, hence why no ninjas have joined S.T.A.R.S. yet.
Ninjas are also well known for their role in UnPop Culture; due to everybody thinking that ninjas are epic, they appear in numerous stuff. The infamous Ninja Golf and the famous Ninjas on the Moon are particulary notable examples. Cookie Monster, while not technically a ninja, also has ninja-like weapons in the form of the Cookie Shuriken. He is seen using them in numerous Grand Theft Sesame Street shames, like Grand Theft Sesame Street: Gang Wars.
Notable Ninjas[]
Everyone loves ninjas! Hence why we have this list!
- Ninja Spy - A Team Fortress 2 spy who stars in lots of ninja related media. Likes to chop the head off of Squidward Tentacles.
- Captain 30 - A Number Captain in the Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan who fled from Japan to escape all the clingy anime girls.
- Ninja Teletubby - A mercenary in the Teletubby Army who likes Po. Due to his position in the army, he is inherentley evil.
- Kat and Ana - Two kindergarteners who are one with da nature. Frequenters in UnAnything: The Series, with it's premier episode being about them escaping child labor.
- Snake-Eyes - The awesome Ninja of the G.I. Joe team!
- Kiba Inuzuka, Haku, Zabuza and every other Naruto character
Sorta Ninjas[]
- Kate and Anna - Kat and Ana's oddball doppelgangers. Don't do too much ninja things.
- Kirby - Can become a ninja with his copying of abilities.
- Sackboy - Likes dressing up as them.
- Cookie Monster - Uses shurikens made of cookies sometimes.
So now you know, and knowing is half the battle! Go out there and talk to a ninja today! I am sure it will turn out alright for all those involved!
Ninja Villages[]
There are 5 important ninja villages located in different parts of the UnWorld.
- Hidden Leaf Village: Located in Japan.
- Hidden Stone village: Located in the Grand Canyon. (THEY FUCKING LOVE WAR)
- Hidden Mist Village: Located in Atlantis. (Most Violent)
- Hidden Mist Village 2: Located in Bikini Bottom.
- Hidden Sand Village: Located in Squadala Empire. (POOR!!!)
- Hidden Cloud Village: Located in Cool, Cool Mountain. (The penguins gave them a temporary home until a sky base country was created)
- Hidden Cloud Village 2: Located in the Aether dimension.