Ninja Teletubby Unbound

The Ninja Teletubby having eaten Weekend Pickles

The Ninja Teletubby is a deadly Teletubby that is used as the main warrior for the Teletubbies' offensive missions.

He was born on planetoid LV-223, and was a ninja the second he was born. He then joined the other Teletubbies, killing people, an hour after he was born. This is because he felt like it, thus he was crowned the award for beating people up.

He is very close to Po, or so he thinks. Po has no heart, but Ninja Teletubby still thinks they are friends. Po is the only person that can trick the Ninja Teletubby.

During the Teletubby War, he was one of the main fighters, because he is a commander in the Teletubby Army. He is good at confusing.

He might be Japanese due to his ninja fighting style. He might have also killed Barney. He is the most skilled Teletubby.


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