Ninja Golf is a Shame that involves ninjas playing golf made by Atari for the Atari 7800. OBVIOUSLY! Not much is known about this Shame, though, because there is only one copy left in existence, and it is owned by Jack Thompson, and he won't let anyone else play it because he thinks it is too violent. However a local historian known as Ninja Teletubby had a copy of the game and dumped it online.
It's basically Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but awesome and with ninjas. This shame is impossible to beat because the game designers designed OVER 9000 holes of golf instead of 9.
Shameplay[]
It follows the story of a ninja that for whatever reason has to play golf while being constantly attacked by the environment. You putt your ball and then have to beat the shit out of the enemies with your fists and ninja stars to get to your ball and putt it again, then you gotta fight a Zylon the Dragon at the end of each course. Courses are made up of either rolling hills, desert, ocean, or forest. The dragon will continue to get faster and faster until you can't hit him anymore, basically causing the game to be unbeatable.
You can eat carrots that grow in the ground too, which raise your eyesight stat making the games visuals more HD and your health bar go up. Your Dovahkinn Rank™ increases with each dragon you kill, allowing you to use more magic and heal while running.
If you die in a stage you get to retry.
Enemies[]
The game has various terrains stuff spawn in, they all give you points when you kill them with your ninja stars or arms and feet. Sometimes you can just run past them if there are 2 coming for you and are really close to eachother.
- Ninjas are everywhere and multi-color, and a constant to each terrain type. They're the weakest enemy, and if they're behind you they can't usually catch up.
- Teletubby Land Bunnies spawn in the grass and throw dirt at you.
- The fields have copies of Pepe the Frog that just hop around, and a good Roundhouse Kick does the job.
- You have to watch out for stupid snakes in the sand, they'll bite you and you'll slowly bleed to death from the bite.
- Forests have birds that s&#$ on you. It's impossible to kill them.
- If you go under the sea expect to find sharks which swim really fast from the right of the screen and behave like frogs. They're a pain to deal with.
- Dragons you throw shurikens at. If you stand at the edge of the screen they can't hurt you.
Ratings[]
This game was invented before the ESRB and PEGI existed, but Squadala Ratings rated it 9+