Like the wind, you came a-running, take the consequence of living!
—Nightmarionne, singing his theme song
The truth is you puppet fool... you were never really the true goth leader
Noir Marionne (mostly known by his English name, still called Noir by people who are close to him) is a being who brings about sleep deprivation and bad dreams. He's not evil, but not necessarily good. Nobody knows where exactly he came from (besides France, where he was first documented as a personification of the plague). Besides this small piece of information, we have no clue where he comes from, or even what he is. Most people say he's obviously a mime, some have said an octopus, and some have said Cthulhu. But there's one thing that is certain: he is pretty cool.
When it comes to his relations with the Top Hat Mafia, he is the leader of the Goths, a gang allied with them. Noir is one of the few people that Balan has not bullied into submission, due to his semi-rational fear of him. The other members like him pretty well, especially Ally, who sees him as a mother figure (even though he's, y'know, a dude). He has also garnered a lot of attention from Juno, due to being "quite handsome" in her words, which in Junospeak means that she fangirls over him. Kasumi Todoh likes him but has frequent panic attacks when around him because she has (Emophobia) aka a fear of emos and goths.
The final thing you must know about Noir is that he has been blacklisted from Freddy's due to freaking out the kids. However, he soon gathered a cult following of teenagers due to his sheer goth-ness. Scene kids, emos, goths, everyone seemed to admire him. It got to the point that they became his underlings, doing his bidding for him. These teens, now adults, are now his proud disciples who still idolize him.
Role In The Death Of DJ Hallyboo
As shown in a document known as the Myopia Records, there was a phone conversation recorded between Noir and [REDACTED] discussing how DJ was "poisoning the group" and that "the mongoose will defeat the cobra, in one way or another." Soon after this exchange, the room he was staying in had been set on fire with a Molotov, thrown from somewhere in the woods nearby. Not only was he burned, every bone in DJ's body had been broken, presumably by Noir himself. People still wonder how he survived with no liver for a while, but now we will never get the answer.
The Perks of Being a Landlord
Right now, he is currently the landlord to the following people:
- Jasper Rolls
- Becky Houndstooth
- Bonita Soleil
- Bezel (who he hates)
- Larry Lawson
- Juno (don't ask)
- Nick Nack (who's also Noir's boyfriend)
Trivia
- Nightmarionne currently has a world-record speedrun in Drowned God.
- His favorite food is spaghetti.
- He is a distant relative of Slender Man, presumably a cousin.
- Cool Guy is jealous of him, he calls him a "stupid goth kid", despite the fact he's a kid (compared to Noir, at least).
- He is not part of the Scary Robots Gang, because he's 9001% not a robot.
- He has tried DINNER before, and thinks it's, in his words, "eh".
- He was shocked to learn that there was a true leader of goths. He learned this when his front door was smashed in.
- Balalaika doesn't believe that he exists.
- Sadly, unlike their employer, the Lagoon Company know that he exists due to their leader Dutch being his drinking buddy.
- His theme song is Like The Wind, and can be listened to here:
('Like The Wind" - Unknown Artist)
- He is technically the heir to the country of Wadd, but he doesn't seem to be too thrilled about it. He'd much rather just treat it like his house.
- He is a member of the Ministry of DIE Affairs