Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is
'Cause she's kind of famous
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
Its Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my painus in your anus
Nicki Minaj is a female rapper who is the secret black version of Barbie. She was originally planned as an alternative to PSY, by her record label, but ended up blowing up in popularity and she had become more popular than PSY, so it didn't matter.
History[]
Nicki was a little kid as a little kid, and was born at a very young age. Nicki Minaj was born in Pee Pee Island, and she had a not so good childhood because her dad was a meanie and always smoked weed. Her grades suffered devastatingly throughout UnSchool because she never studied and always failed her assignments, so she always got Fs. However, she made a comeback when her mom gave her a tutor and then she was smart again. Her childhood is also uneventful after this, since she had figured out how to live life without FAILING.
She became a rapper in hopes of getting some money all the way back in 2007. She continued rapping, and became popular in 2010, back when the UnAnything Wiki was founded. She made many albums, with a really really big and popular one being Pink Friday.
She now just does whatever she wants nowadays and doesn't care about the consequences because she's rich.
Controversies[]
- Nicki Minaj said some very mean things and no no words to Mariah Carey.
- Nicki Minaj said getting a Covid vaccine makes you DIE and pissed off everybody.
Powers and abilities[]
Nicki has a very big ass, and it has many unique uses, including a landing pad for helicopters, as well as a giant trampoline. Her ass is also prone to many earthquakes caused by excessive twerking. Rumour has it has that over 30 people are trapped between the cheeks waiting to get out. She can also magically make her butt bigger and smaller.
Nicki Minaj also has the ability to simply not give a crap.
Trivia[]
- Nicki Minaj thinks she is Japanese but she is actually not.
- Eminem had a crush on Nicki at one point, and so does Drake, but he actually loves her.
Gallery[]
Her music is good, but not the best. And some songs just suck.