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News is information that is not needed.
- Something happens.
- Sometimes, the thing is stupid. Nobody knows how stupid things become news.
- A news organization writes an article.
- Every other news organization writes an article.
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- Somebody eats a chocolate-chip cookie.
- A giant toilet attacks Tokyo.
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