News

News is information that is not needed.

1. Something happens.
2. Sometimes, the thing is stupid. Nobody knows how stupid things become news.
3. A news organization writes an article.
4. Every other news organization writes an article.

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• Somebody eats a chocolate-chip cookie.

• A giant toilet attacks Tokyo.

• The world premiere of Pedobear (TV series) aired today.

• It was revealed that Death the Kid IS a robot! He was seen in his robot form while some annoying fan girl tried to call him on the computer.