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New York City (also known as New York, Old New York, Unova, New Donk City, and The Rotten Big Apple) is a place in the United States of UnAmerica. A former Asgardian, then North Hyrulian colony, New York is one of the biggest cities of all time, and also the worst. It's sewers are responsible for more than 70% of all the monsters on Earth, including Clover and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the good ones, not the CGI or live-action ones).
Many interesting events happen in New York, and there is also lotsa crime, which is why it's also called "The City that Never Sleeps." The Avengers also fight monsters frequently and Spider-Man fights other crimes too like robbers. New York is also known for its large amount of gangsters, criminals, celebrities, superheroes, supervillains, and rappers.
New York used to be called New Amsterdam in the 1600s and wasn't even a city yet. It sucked, and everybody would just die of contagious diseases because of Weegee.
Founding[]
New York was founded by George W. Bush so he could have another town to rule, and fill with cars. He wanted New York to be the greatest place ever, but since he was a N00b, he managed to mess everything up. He thought this wouldn't be a problem, and said as long as it wasn't the worst place of all time, everything would be fine. But then it was discovered that Hell had just opened to the public, and that it was a great place if you were evil. it slowly dawned on everyone that Hell was the only thing that had been stopping New York from being the worst place of all time, and that now it was great, New York WAS the worst place of all time. People got mad, and a riot started. Eventually, George won, and forced people to live there as a punishment.
Following the Unfinity War and the SJW Civil War, New York City was annexed by Thor Odinson into the newly formed Asgardian Empire, but the USA took it back.
Notable Features[]
Notable Places[]
Main Street
Queens
Manhattan
Brooklyn/Kings
Staten Island
The Bronx
Traffic road
RD-24AB
The Big Bend
Central Park (Manhattan's forest)
A meteor crater from the filming of Armageddon
One World Trade Center
Ground Zero (off-limits for editing)
Columbus Circle (formerly Succubus Circle)
Empire State Building (NEDMgee was around there!)
Office of Corrupt Government Activity (OCGA)
Chrysler Building
The Big Bend
The Statue of Liberty
Statue of Liberty
Corn Dog Hut
Coney Island (or at least what's left of it after a Kaiju attack in 1953 and Typhoon Katrina's attempted killing of Po)
Flatiron Building
Jersey City (formerly part of New Jersey until the state suffered a defeat by disgruntled Englishmen)
