Proof that some places in New Jersey are almost as bad as Hell.
New Jersey is a place built by Cailou and Herobrine located somewhere in UnAmerica. Some places here are very similar to Hell, due to being boring, set aflame, or because evil coporations or murderers reside there. Many notable events took place in New Jersey. New Jersey has a rivalry with New York City because they stole some places here.
Places in New Jersey[]
- Jersey City (former; stolen by disgruntled Englishmen. Now a part of New York.)[1]
- Hoboken (former; New York City somehow has it)
- Secaucus ( the nicest place in New Jersey)
- Princeton (this place has the smartest people than in most places because a college is located here. Rumors say that their intellect is over 9000. This place is pretty nice.)
- Atlantic City (This place is near the evilness of Hell. Many gamblers are here. This place is where Jimmy Wales is currently hosting the Wikimedia projects. Also, a dead whale was spray painted here. People are mean!)
- Union City (the homeland of Koromo Ryuumonbuchi. This place is pretty nice and urban.)
- Ocean City (the worst place ever in New Jersey. This is a bad place that you should avoid at all costs. If you ever find yourself here for whatever reason, like being flung here by Shaggy, you should run the hell away.)
Events that took place here[]
The creation of Wikimedia[]
Main article: Wikimedia
Jimmy Wales wondered where he should make his new evil creation, so he decided to ask the Devil. The Devil said he should go here to make it. Now, Wikimedia (located in Atlantic City) powers WIKIPEDIAAA, Wikibooks, Wiktionary, Wikivoyage, and many others.
Thanos' defeat[]
Thanos was defeated by the Double Noob Punch
The defeat of Thanos took place in New Jersey. He was killed by many n00bs[2].
The creation of the existence of the Nuzzlets[]
Main article: Nuzzlet
When Caillou and Herobrine were creating New Jersey, Caillou decided to create a new creature in a lab using science to live their new place, since it was kinda lonely. However, Caillou messed up five DNA cells on accident when Herobrine came into the room and asked him what he was doing, but Caillou didn't realize it. Cailou also asked Herobrine to give it godly power so that they could protect them and be guards, and Herobrine said yes and transferred 2% of his power to nuzzlets. When Caillou and Herobrine finally finished and decided to make their new creature, they did it. Herobrine decided to give their first nuzzlet pet, Heronuzzleillou-kun, some candy, unaware of its effects. Herobrine was attacked by Heronuzzleillou-kun after he went into crazy mode but Herobrine didn't wanna have to kill him so he restarted his brain software. So Heronuzzleillou-kun is the first nuzzlet to ever exist. Then, shortly after his creation, they made the first female nuzzlet: Herobuzz. Later on, Heronuzzleillou-kun and Herobuzz had several babies. Today, there are hundreds of thousands of nuzzlets in existence.
People born here[]
- Koromo Ryuumonbuchi, a female demi-god (sometimes called Koromo Amae), was born here.
- JeffTheMasterr, an idiot youtuber.
- Heronuzzleillou-kun, the first male nuzzlet to ever exist
- Herobuzz, the first female nuzzlet to ever exist
Trivia[]
- People are very bad at driving in New Jersey
- There is a lead that the 3 Eyed Koala might be here[3]
- In northern Jersey, republican tribes believe that one day, thousands of clones of the Energizer Bunny will come flying down from the sky and ASPLODDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!