New Caulde was a US state occupying where Ohio is now. It was destroyed when Ceiling Cat stubbed his toe. Afterwards, Ceiling Cat ordered that New Caulde be removed from all history books. Today, all that remains of it is its state quarter, which had three sides. Most of the quarters were melted down, but one of them managed to get into the hands of the SCP Foundation. Others are in the hands of Chinese coin collectors, the stomachs of Roblox Noobs or even famous figures that own Stuff.

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