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Nepeta Leijon is one of the Twelve Homestuck Trolls. She is your average Furry who lives in a van down by the river and enjoys activities such as Consulting her shipping wall, Crushing on Karkat, Killing various animals and eating them, And not showering.
She was originally supposed to die as soon as she was introduced but Chuck Norris got pissed at fate and Roundhouse kicked it, letting her live for now.
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Early life:[]
Nepeta was born at the young age of 2 on Alternia to one Momkat and Dadpeta. Her parents were SIMPLY LOADED with CHEESE and they would always go to Captain 0's Pizza on the weekends. When she turned 5 she decided she was bored of her cushy rich girl life and set off to live and hunt on her own. Though she still visits her parents on the weekends for more of that sweet sweet Dessert Pizza with some ice cold Awesome Cola #notspon. One time when she was taking a shower in her cave the Kool Aid man burst through one of the walls in her bathroom. That was the last time she showered. Pictures will not be shown lest our benefactors put a pillow over my face while I'm sleeping.