The Neotubby Empire or Deep Impact is the Teletubbies’ first disaster film in which a giant meteor comet crashes into the UnWorld, killing all humans (except for a select 300,000,000) and leading the Teletubbies and other Ventervision species to become the dominant race.
Plot[]
Around 70,000 years ago, a small red dwarf star and its planetary/brown dwarf mass companion passed by the sun at 51800 Au. They passed through a region known as the Oort Cloud where the star’s gravity dislodged a 7-mile-wide comet from its stable orbit, sending it hurtling towards the UnWorld. In 2013, the star and its planet were discovered and named Shitty Star and the planet Shitty World. In 2022, at a star party in the South Park UnWorld Territories, Eric Cartman discovered an unidentified, speedy object in the night sky and mailed the image to a famous astronomer who identified it as the comet ejected by Shitty Star 70,000 years ago, announcing that it was on a collision course with Earth. A year later, in 2023, Cartman and his family were on vacation in India when they heard that the comet was going to hit the area or somewhere nearby, so they returned to the SPUT for safety. Meanwhile, in America, the Alliance created a plan to send their Titans to the comet and explode it with nuclear bombs. The Alliance flew to the comet, dubbed Shittyfuck. They then fired their weapons, but it did nothing but split the comet into two fragments, a binary comet, and even worse, the comet was deflected by sunlight, causing it to crash into Earth a day early. Another attempt to deflect the comets with ICBMs failed, and the comets hit Earth. The major fragment crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, causing a 10-mile-high tsunami that killed billions of people, while also spreading to other places around the planet, leaving only 300,000,000 humans alive to see another day. The Alliance survived. The minor fragment burned up and exploded in Earth’s atmosphere. The effects were catastrophic. The Titans returned to Earth, first to assess the damage before helping everyone rebuild. A year later, in 2024, the Alliance and Teletubbies founded the Neotubby Empire to help restore order to the UnWorld and assist in rebuilding.
Post-Credits Scene[]
Cartman, angry that the UnWorld was now ruled by Teletubbies, fired a laser from the Death Star at Shitty Star and its planet, causing both of them to explode.
Characters[]
Teletubbies and Their Minions[]
- Tinky Winky
- Dipsy
- Laa-Laa
- Po
- Tiddlytubbies
- Telotubs
- Thumper
- Teletubby Land Bunnies
- SUSTUBBIES
- Tittytubbies
- Tittlytubbies
- Skibidi Toilets
- Skibiditubbies
- Horrortide Tubbies
- Finetide Tubbies
- Furbies
- Gorilla
- And many more
The Alliance[]
- Titan Speakerman
- Titan Cameraman
- Titan TV Man
- Secret Agent
- Scientist Cameraman
- And many more
Humans[]
- Eric Cartman
- Stan Marsh
- Kyle Broflovski
- Kenny McCormick
- And many more
Reception[]
Parents hated the movie because it ended with a Teletubby Supremacist Empire spanning the entire world, where humans were not the main species in this era. However, they don’t know that in the End Of Days, the Teletubbies will establish a real Neotubby Empire. Kids loved it though.
Teletubbies