Nek-ta-ryn-ki
—Nektarynki Guy
Nektarynki Guy is a Polish guy who likes nectarines, he is the Polish mascot of Tesco, he scared Pingu with his Nektarynki powers.
Life[]
He had a horrible house with his old water-damaged phone, and an old Wi-Fi router, and when he presses the forgot password button when he lost his account, he gets jumpscared by the Grinning Man.
Nektarynki Guy staring at you
Nektarynki
Screams Nektarynki out loud.
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This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in fructose corn syrup. You can help find out who is the imposter is by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not sweet enough soon, it may get obliterated.