Naughty Whatdaheckaredosethings is the thirteenth episode of the new Teletubbies TV show from 2015. The Teletubbies go on a quest for the sake of smiting whatever brought the, "What Are Those?" meme into being.
Plot[]
The episode begins in Teletubby Land, where the Baby Sun rises. The camera then pans to Home Dome, where Po is woken up by a Voice Trumpet saying "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!". Po freaks out and throws Tubby Custard at it. She thinks she's having a bad dream, so she pinches herself. Turns out she isn't dreaming.
After having breakfast, all four Teletubbies decide to go outside and dance, but they are interrupted by yet another Voice Trumpet saying "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!" even louder than the one that woke Po up. Laa-Laa yells "RUN AWAY!" and she, Dipsy, and Po do so. Tinky Winky, on the other hand, just stays there, laughing at the Voice Trumpet and imitating it. Po grabs his antenna and drags him back to Home Dome. That's where the Teletubbies do research on the phrase and where it comes from. They discover it's an internet meme made popular by Instagram and, for the sake of this episode's plot, Vine. However, with this newfound knowledge, Tinky Winky goes on the Tubby Phone and goes to download Vine like a lunatic. Alt 2.0 tells him not to because of "the consequences", but Tinky Winky doesn't listen to her. Nevertheless, the Tubby Phone shoots him once he clicks "BUY" on the App Store due to a quirk in its coding. Alt 2.0 says they should go into the Real World and find the creator of the stupid Vine meme.
The Teletubbies go into the Real World, and are transported to an ordinary high school in Connecticut, where a group of weird kids, namely a few boys and one girl with abnormally short hair are imitating the Vine, saying "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!" over and over. Dipsy goes to kill the weird kids, but Alt 2.0 scans them first and discovers something really weird - a bunch of strange invisible creatures who came here from the UnWorld and imitate the Vine as well: the Whatdaheckaredosethings. Turns out the Whatdaheckaredoesthings are the reason why the "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!" Vine went viral, so the Teletubbies do the best possible thing: THEY KILL THEM. The high-school kids decide to become homeless, because they can, and the Teletubbies celebrate their ruination of fun by going back to Teletubby Land.
Before Tubby Bye Bye, the voice trumpet who usually says "TIME FOR TUBBY BYE BYE!" says "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSE?!" instead, even though the Whatdaheckaredosethings were killed. Po throws Tubby Custard at it, AGAIN. The Voice Trumpet then short circuits and goes ka-blammo!
Reception[]
Little kids of the era loved this episode because, well, Vine. Parents hated it for the same reason.
This is the favorite episode of every teen to young adult who does drugs, watches Vine 24/7, eats Weekend Pickles and jumps off bridges... for the Vine, of course.
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