The episode starts off with Tinky-Winky and Po watching the news. It says that George W. Bush won the presidental election under the name Farty McWhiz. Tinky-Winky shuts off the TV and wonders where Laa-Laa and Dipsy are. Tinky-Winky looks to the left only to see that Po has already gone off to search for them. Then Tinky-Winky goes after her.
Meanwhile, the authorities of UnAmerica are starting to get suspicious of George W. Bush. They start asking him questions, but he summons Painis Cupcake who eats the authorities. He then starts watching an episode of the Teletubbies.
Back at Teletubby Land, Tinky-Winky and Po still can't find Laa-Laa and Dipsy. WaMr. L shows up and says he saw them go into the closet. So Tinky-Winky and Po go to the closet. They hear Laa-Laa and Dipsy talking in there, but can't figure out what they're doing. They decide to sit there until they figure it out.
Meanwhile, George Bush is swimming in the White House swimming pool when the Illuminati starts to Blow Stuff Up. George Bush tells the guards too BOOM! the Illuminati, but the guards, still suspicious of Bush, don't obey and DIE. Then George Bush makes a random trade with Morshu: OVER 9,000 Rupees for a Zeegee Clone's head.
Back at Teletubby Land, Laa-Laa and Dipsy finally come out of the closet, but when Po asks what they were doing, Laa-Laa says nothing. Rainbows, who was still a Teletubby member at the time, says she refuses to kill a friend, so they kick her in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. Then George Bush comes in and says that Somebody saw through his alter ego, and he was kicked out of office and replaced with Twinkie the Kid. But he boasts that it was worth it because he got a Zeegee head. The Teletubbies take the Zeegee head and use it to make Zeegeetubby, much to Bush's dissappointment.
9 months later, Laa-Laa gives birth to Laa-Dipsy.
This episode is banned everywhere except East Hyrule and North Korea because of the explict content. Most parents attempted to destroy BBC when this episode aired but FAILed miserably. It still airs in East Hyrule because Morshu is in it, and in North Korea because Kim Jong-il is just plain evil.
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