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OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!

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Nate, with his sister Rosa, while they are bearing the tar out of Kris and her Lovers.

Not to be confused with Big/Book Version of Nate, Big Nate.

Nate is a Pokemon Trainer who is a massive troll and prankster, as well as the second hero to appear in New York City. Well, the second one to at least be a Pokemon Trainer.

History[]

Nate and his twin sister Rosa grew up together near New York City. Now, I know I said that they live in New York City, but they DO live in the New York Metropolitan Area, so they basically still live in New York. Anyways, they made great friends with Hugh Neutron and they learned how to eat and utilize Pie properly thanks to him. It's actually the reason why Nate and Rosa eventually started to go around and prank others. They love doing this during April Fools', since they are one of the few selected guys to have that special ability to have their power increase just like every other Jester. We aren't sure why, honestly. However, tragedy struck 5 years ago when Hugh's son Jimmy Neutron has his pet dog Goddard stolen by Team Plasma, a group who is trying to liberate Pokemon and are deciding to use Goddard as a useful weapon.

But, enough about their past with Hugh Neutron. You want to know about their Pokemon Journey. Nate and Rosa went to Jupiter one day and discovered an abandoned Snivy and Oshawott. They adopted them and went back to their town, going on a Pokemon Journey as they wanted to do stuff. They are 16 now, god dammit! Well, Nate and Rosa decided to explore Unova, just like Hilbert and Hilda. Nothing much to say, except that they boarded the Big Ship o' Doom and fought Team Plasma as they froze Iris's house for no reason whatsoever. Well, they did it to get some random surgery tools that are needed for Kyurem to merge with Zekrom or Reshiram. The new crop of Team Plasma in this group included Z, a random scientist named Colress, and more useless members. One of them told Nate "Are you even human?". This crushed him for an unknown reason, maybe he isn't human. Honestly who cares.

Nate and Rosa nearly got killed by Ghetsis, but N came down and tried saving them. That made thing only worst, as Ghetsis used the surgery tools he stole to turn Kyurem into a more powerful form called White Kyurem. Nate and Rosa still kicked his ass though, and revealed the fact that Ghetsis was a robot. In order for the secret to not go out, Earthworm Jim appeared and flashed their memory after they defeated Team Plasma once again. Colress said that he would make sure that the team would never reform, but he has disappeared recently, likely because of our favorite Earthworm.

And so, Nate and Rosa lived a life of peace, making it big at the movies acting as a Prince and Princess, eating at the Battle Sooubway, and even working to make a street in New York more lively and successful. However... Something was missing... Almost like there were two pieces of the adventure that weren't complete. These two pieces were later to be about the disappearance of Hilbert and Hilda and Kyurem regaining his original form. And so, after knowing that Hilbert and Hilda went missing one night, him and Rosa went out to find them. It took a few good weeks, but Nate discovered that they are likely in Route 10, which was collapsed by Early 2013. As a matter of fact, they discovered the two and rescued them, all in one piece alive and well! Hilda had some pumice, and Iris told Nate that it was the last piece of Kyurem for him to be merged. They combined him into his original form, and now they have a really powerful dragon that... hasn't done anything yet. If your wondering, Nate makes up the Kyurem part of Kyurem.

Nowadays, Nate and his sister just relax in New York, and plan to fight The Crystal Alliance as a challenge for themselves. If they win, Nate will join the group. Don't ask why they want to do that, I guess it has to do with being bored with his life or something. Well, that's it for the story of Nate and his sister, and before you ask... that quote at the start of the page is from the future. Eh fuck that, during some March with the crystal alliance to stop assholes being assholes, some junkie by the name of Magic Mushroom ran him over while trying to escape from Elmo. and to make a long story short, he became a pile of flesh, kris tried to revive him but it did shit, they found magic mushroom crashed into a sex shop, threw his ass into court, Dipsy crashed in the court, got magic and pissed off to somewhere, and now nates in Hell for slavery of animals and sadism. The end.

Personality[]

Nate is a crazy kid, he does random stuff and likes pranking other people with his sister, Rosa. He cares about her a lot. Nate likes coal and doing challenges, so it's not common to see him at the Battle Sooubway. His Power Level is equal to Hilda's, while Rosa's power level is equal to Hilbert's. Why? Some Yin-Yang shit, I dunno. He also likes dressing up as a prince and wearing disguises as well. He wears a wetsuit under his normal clothes all day, since he doesn't like underwear. Pretty odd, but that's Nate for ya.

Trivia[]

  • Nate is adjacent to Hilda, according to how equal-opposite him and her are.
Player characters [ / ]
Ash Ketchum - Leaf - Chase - Elaine - Ethan - Kris - Lyra - Brendan - May - Leonardo DiCaprio - Dawn - Hilbert - Hilda - Nate - Rosa - Calem - Serena - Elio - Sailor Saturn - Vicky - Scottish Pokemon Trainer - Reimu Hakurei - AkaRed - Prince Florian - Juliet
Pokegirls [ / ]
Misty - May - Dawn - Iris - Serena - Lillie - Chloe - Liko
The Poker - Rokit - Meowth - Buzz Lightyear - Mario Head - Wario - Waluigi - Brock - Mega Man - Swiper
Team Plasma [ / ]
N - Ghetsis - Grover - Brody Foxx - Ron - Z - Giant Poop Koopa - Ryu - Colress - Shadow - Earthworm Jim
Phillip II - Mary I - Katy - Brassius - Iono - Kofu - Larry - Ryme - Tulip - Grusha - Rika - Poppy Lovegood - Hassel - Geeta - Allister - Skyla - Sabrina - Salina
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