The logo of Namco

Nobody Attack My Company, Okay?, often abbreviated Namco is a delusional company that makes shames. They are delusional because they actually think they can compete with Nintendo and SEGA. It is one of the worst shame companies to date.


Namco was founded by Toka Ryuumonbuchi when she got bored one morning. She made Namco, a company dedicated to un-stinking old Socks. She made the company, but then all of the workers quit, so she sold the company to some people. These people took Namco, and turned it into a shame making company. Nobody knows why.

They made some stupid shames, and did terrible. But then, they decided to make a shame about Pac-Man, and came up with Pac-Man (how original), after that, they did shames like Galaga, Dig Dug, and the shame Rally-X. They were very popular that they made more shames about random stuff.

This made people like Namco, but they ruined this with too many Pac-Man shames. Everyone hated Namco.

After this, Namco went out of business, and all of their locations randomly exploded.

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