Nachos

Nachos are Mexican chips made from corn grounds in volcanic areas. They are most known for being dipped in salsa, which makes them many times better. they are also enjoyed by Barney, who eats them along with children that he killed. They are also known for having a bit of salt, which makes them delicious. It is unknown if they have any side effects, most likely not. (Nevermind; turns out they give the eater immense saturation.)

History[]

They were a delicious concoction made by Sheogorath while he was in Mexico. He decided eating chips and salsa wasn't "good enough", and opted for his favorite food instead: cheese. Sheogorath likes to put cheese on everything, but it's usually really gross. But when he put cheese on chips, Everybody liked it and forgave Sheogorath for the seven murders he committed while creating the dish.

Nachos are cited to have three main uses. The first, obviously, is to chuck them at people you don't like. The second is to eat them. The third it to pretend they are pieces of the Triforce. As you can see, nachos are incredible things that should not be taken lightly. If you choose to take them lightly, Sheogorath might kick you in the shin.

Trivia[]

Nacho Chip makers beware: where you mine the corn is 100 feet away from the Teletubby Land Acid Lake!
It is unknown if it has deadly Stuff in it, most likely not.
Famed Undefeatables member Tierboskat likes them plain for unknown reasons.