- Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
- Invincibility: He is invincible to everything, even NaN. He can also respawn instantly.
- Head Detach: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, and float around.
- Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, whether his head is attached or not.
- Controlled Metabolism: NEDMgee will not get fat regardless of how many food items he eats, and will not become underweight if he doesn't eat.
- NEDMgee Virus: When he stares at you from any direction, you instantly turn into a NEDMgee clone.
- Thunder Powers: Obvious.
- Shapeshifting: NEDMgee has the ability to shapeshift, and can change into many different forms. So far, 5 forms have been spotted... there is, however, a rumor about an "Invisible NEDMgee".
- Time Travel: Again, exactly what it says on the tin.
- Engineering Expertise: He can create machines with very little effort.
- Energy Blasts: Not as powerful as Chuck Norris's, but still pretty powerful.
These can only be used in his Toon form or above.
- Galaxy Destruction: Exactly what it says on the tin.
- Zalgo Corruption: He may not look very Zalgo-y, but he still has this power for some reason.
- Mindr@pe: 200% faster acting than the leading brand.
- Mass Hypnosis: Again, exactly what it says on the tin.
- Shoop da Whoop: More powerful than the versions utilized by Marx or Chuck Norriseegee.
- Chaos Control: A REALLY awesome power. See the article for more info.
Things he has done
NEDMgee has done many things. Just to name a few, he has:
- Bit off WaPo's head
- Blown up a tank with only his hands
- Installed an evil doorbell that has claimed 21 victims so far
- Burned a dog alive
- Operated a concentration camp
As a child... Well, (s)he was just a normal catgirl back then.... As an adult, the only friends he has are his WaGuy creations (WaNEDMgee, WaHappycat, WaCeiling Cat, WaBasement Cat, and WaNaN) , so he has a sad, sad life. But he is a cold-blooded killer, so he doesn't care.
Sometimes NEDMgee goes to parties, gladly not staring at anyone there. Once in a while, he goes to a club or a bar and has a drink or two. His favorite TV channel is QVC (he just looks for chainsaws).
- Default Form: A near-omnipotent being that is almost impossible to defeat in battle. Surprisingly, this is the weakest form of NEDMgee.
- Toon Form: A more-than-omnipotent being that is super-impossible to defeat in battle. Surprisingly, this is the second-weakest form of NEDMgee.
- Hyper Form: The third-most-powerful form. Was the leader of the Weegee Empire for a while. This form is indestructible as well as immortal, and can only be defeated by Nobody.
- Demigod Form: An alleged downgrade from the Hyper Form, this form has two traits that make it better: its durability and its pure awesomeness. What it loses in brute strength, it makes up for in durability; it is super ultra hyper impossible to hurt or kill.
- Final Form: Not much is known about this form, other than it can divide entire galaxies by zero.
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