The NEDM Spartan Laser was Sparta's answer to West Hyrule's NEDM Dinner Blaster. Like that weapon, it is an existing weapon enhanced by the awesome power of NEDM Energy. It cost so much to develop that Sparta went into debt, and everything owned by Sparta was repossessed and auctioned off by the UnEU. The single NEDM Spartan Laser in existence was sold to the Ducky Empire, which sold it back to Sparta when they finally came out of debt in 2100 AD. The Spartans eventually used Cream to duplicate more of them to use for Kittehlandia World War C, which nobody won.

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