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MySpace was the most popular site in existence a long time ago. As everyone knows, it was created by PewDiePie when he went to space. He thought of the word "My". Then, he died. Zillions of years earlier, A guy called notch created "NotchSpace". He later gently laughed to himself.

NotchSpace became the most UnPopular website in the history of Chuck Norris. So Notch changed it to "MySpace" And gave it to the game grumps. From that point on, everyone who created an account got their own section in space. The voids in space belong to the people who died right after making an account, or just forgot their password. This was 9999‱ of them. Mostly dead people.

Present[]

Just look up MySpace, you pathetic worshiper of Waligion.

Future[]

MySpace had become one of the most popular sites in aids. BUT THEN, A GUY CAME ALONG AND DID STUFF AND SOME &$@$^] HAPPENED AND OH NO LOOK FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND OH NO THE 4CHAN PEOPLE ARE HERE OH GOD THEY'RE RAPING ME HOLY %#+& THIS WEBSITE IS FALLING APART WE HAVE TO EVACUATEEEEEEEEEEE

And so, MySpace died. The end.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help destroy the global economy by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help destroy the global economy by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be deleted.

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