- If you wanted something better, you'd go to Snapchat or Instagram.
It looks like the pipe under the sink.
Musical.ly (also known as The H Place, as The Cringe Capital of the World, Musically, as Music Lee, and as Cringeical.ly) was an empire founded in 1849. It is basically the new Vine, but 100x cringier. Heck, it's even worse than DeviantArt, which is really saying something. In its peak you had the queen of Musical.ly who was 12 years old and some guy high on dishwasher soap. Musical.ly got taken over by TikTok and became EVEN WORSE!!!
History[]
Musically was formerly a performing arts house ruled some guy and his clout-getting wife affectionately known as Granny Smith in Canada, but after they got old and died, so the rights to Musically and the building got auctioned off to Donald Duck, who then bought it. When he bought it he declared independence from Canada, and decided to make Musically a faxing service for those in need of performing arts for American households. Donald Duck then invited the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse over to conquer Quebec, and waged war against those frenchies for years. Eventually radio support would be added in 1942. But also that same year they lost and were banished to China.
Fast forward some time later and the World Wide Web is invented, so they decided re-establish the kingdom of Musically in the form of a website. To say it used to be a great website would be an understatement, because it was never great. It was a ripoff of Vine but with music. That was appalling appealing enough of a concept to underage kids (guys who shouldn't even have accounts because they're under 13 who think they're "Cool Kidz™") with nothing better to do, so they did what kids do and cringed the place up. That's
Eventually though, the cringe ran too rampant and the user-base too young, so China seized the company from Mickey and his friends, and kicked everyone's butts off there and then used a Chinese Spy disguise kit to turn into TikTok, where they'd do the same thing again except this convince your mom to be on here.
Culture[]
Their daily rituals consisted of playing short clips of songs, often Nightcore (high pitched for no reason whatsoever) versions of such, in slow-motion and terribly lip-synching to them while holding their phone with one hand and making stupid gestures (including the ubiquitous dab) with the other. Every video is basically the same thing, just with a different "song" (unless two guys use the same song in their videos), which shows how "creative" people have gotten these days.
Haters[]
- See Category:Haters for a full list of Haters.
Trivia[]
- Thanks to Musical.ly, the word "musical" (noun) has lost its meaning. Plays with singing and dancing are now called "Singy Dancy Shows" because of this.
- Its name should be pronounced "musical Lee" because of the period, but the locals pronounce it "musically (music Lee)" because they have <1 brain cell.
- It is rivals with Dubsmash, which popularized PPAP.
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- Some tiny moron that nobody cares about is hated by pretty much everyone & he got 99999999999999999 hate comments.
- King Fire Slime loves doing Musical.ly. Someone keeps liking all of his "music".
- He also usually sees CraftMine skins that says "Like if you have/love Musical.ly!" No, I don't.
- Timmy Turner's classmates all have Musical.ly and are all obsessed with it. They might need to see a therapist.
- Vegeta has a friend with OVER 9000 musical.lys!!!!!!!! I am cringing so hard right now. CRINGE~!
- Robin's OnlyFan online friends all have it, and use it to troll him.
- Ethan is obsessed with this, and is obsessed with doing Nightcore songs on it with his Ditto.
- Not to be confused with Snow.ly, a better app founded by the Snowman Mafia and Snow Miser, where you post beautiful videos of winter wonderlands.
- Every Musical.ly citizen has had cancer.