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{{Quote|GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT YOU RETARDED MUTT!!!|Murfee yelling at Joey the husky}}
 
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'''Murfee''' is and evil teenager and the owner of [[Joey the Dog|Joey]] who thinks animals don't have feelings and its okay to abuse them
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'''Murfee''' is and evil teenager and the owner of [[Joey the Dog|Joey]] who thinks animals don't have feelings and its okay to abuse
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Murfee always hated animals but his parents worked at the zoo so he had a lot of pets that he locked in the basement and never fed. One day he got a ferret named [[Arnold]] that bit him so he hit it with a crowbar and chucked it into the basement (luckily he survived). He then he got a dog named Joey who he also locked in the basement. One night, Murfee woke a demon named [[Blue]] who attacked Murfee. Unfortunately, Joey saved him. Murfee screamed at Joey and smacked him. Later in the basement, [[Doug the Scorpion|Doug]] inspired Joey and Arnold to form the UCA with Murfee's pets and some other weird animals that they found lying around (including [[cockroach]], [[Earwig]],[[Used Napkin]], Blue, Doug, [[Lemmings]], [[Worms]], [[Rabbid]]s, [[Teletubby Land Bunnies]] and many other creatures with an unusual number of eyes and/or legs) and they broke out of they basement. They attacked Murfee and his gang and killed all but Murfee. Murfee kidnapped Arnold but was tracked down and killed by Joey. He currently rests in [[Hell]] with [[Satan]].
 
Murfee always hated animals but his parents worked at the zoo so he had a lot of pets that he locked in the basement and never fed. One day he got a ferret named [[Arnold]] that bit him so he hit it with a crowbar and chucked it into the basement (luckily he survived). He then he got a dog named Joey who he also locked in the basement. One night, Murfee woke a demon named [[Blue]] who attacked Murfee. Unfortunately, Joey saved him. Murfee screamed at Joey and smacked him. Later in the basement, [[Doug the Scorpion|Doug]] inspired Joey and Arnold to form the UCA with Murfee's pets and some other weird animals that they found lying around (including [[cockroach]], [[Earwig]],[[Used Napkin]], Blue, Doug, [[Lemmings]], [[Worms]], [[Rabbid]]s, [[Teletubby Land Bunnies]] and many other creatures with an unusual number of eyes and/or legs) and they broke out of they basement. They attacked Murfee and his gang and killed all but Murfee. Murfee kidnapped Arnold but was tracked down and killed by Joey. He currently rests in [[Hell]] with [[Satan]].
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Revision as of 14:04, 1 February 2015

ANIMALS DON'T HAVE SOULS! HE CAN HURT THEM ALL WE WANT AND THEY WON'T FEEL A THING! What Murfee thinks of animals

GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT YOU RETARDED MUTT!!! Murfee yelling at Joey the husky

Murfee is and evil teenager and the owner of Joey who thinks animals don't have feelings and its okay to abuse

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I HATE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Murfee always hated animals but his parents worked at the zoo so he had a lot of pets that he locked in the basement and never fed. One day he got a ferret named Arnold that bit him so he hit it with a crowbar and chucked it into the basement (luckily he survived). He then he got a dog named Joey who he also locked in the basement. One night, Murfee woke a demon named Blue who attacked Murfee. Unfortunately, Joey saved him. Murfee screamed at Joey and smacked him. Later in the basement, Doug inspired Joey and Arnold to form the UCA with Murfee's pets and some other weird animals that they found lying around (including cockroach, Earwig,Used Napkin, Blue, Doug, Lemmings, Worms, Rabbids, Teletubby Land Bunnies and many other creatures with an unusual number of eyes and/or legs) and they broke out of they basement. They attacked Murfee and his gang and killed all but Murfee. Murfee kidnapped Arnold but was tracked down and killed by Joey. He currently rests in Hell with Satan.