The Munf Munf is now an instant hit surpassing bombs, Squadala Bombs, and Rebecca Black due to its great taste and nutrition. The King uses Munf Munf to bribe little kids to come into Hyrule Castle and then forces them to play with Zelda and Link so the King doesn't have to deal with them. As soon as the word got out, the Munf Munf decreased greatly in sales and Nobody likes the King anymore. Also, on Novemeber 4, 1996, many people started reporting side effects from eating Munf Munf including being lactose in-tolerent, exploding heads, and broken spines. The King recently posted a new video on YouTube that the Munf Munf was safe to eat but once he swallowed it, his head exploded and the King died and the Munf Munf was discontinued in stores but the King was revived with Squadala Man's Squadala Powers .
It is rumored that the King has started to make a new type of DINNER, a cereal called Ships Flakes . Only the King has eaten it. He claims he loves it but is to scared to release it in stores because he doesn't want to risk people's heads from exploding again.