- I'll Dig you up and see if you're Happy?
- —Mudvayne rescuing Nobody
Mudvayne are a band that kicks Creed's ass all the time. They were high ranking in the War of the Metal Bands teaming up with Dethklok and eating everyone and shooting bands with guitars. Po likes listening to them because there is a devil in the band.
- Agoraphobic Nosebleed
- Slipknot (they were the first ones to die after the devil touched Corey Taylor.)
- Nickelback (killed before the war started along with Creed)
- Staind (they survived well, but they were a bit watered down for them)
- Mushroomhead (a Toad exploded killing about five bands.)
- Morbid Angel (too generic for them)
- GWAR (they were idiots)
- Botch (Mudvayne said they had a stupid name so they killed themselves.)
- They were accused of the devil having someone acting Chuck Norris in one of their music videos.
- They were math metal until the devil turned into a man.
- Mudvayne's makeup look like a separated colour scheme of Darth Mall.
- They died when an unexpected teamup as Opeth and Static-X killed them both. Static-X's garbled industrial music killed them and Opieth just smashed the devil with an acoustic guitar.