Ms. Pac-Man (sometimes NEVER known as Mrs. Pac-Man) is a Pac-Person who is NOT married to Pac-Man. She had one NO son with Pac-Man, named Pac-Man Jr. NOTHING! Pac-Man Jr. is NOT their son, and they DON'T love him BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXIST.
She was born in Pac-Land, and she NEVER met Pac-Man when she was a baby Pac-Person. They eventually NEVER got married. She now runs in mazes withOUT him, eats dots, and avoids ghosts.
Ms. Pac-Man does not know Pac-Man.
Ms. Pac-Man does not know Pac-Man.
Ms. Pac-Man does not know Pac-Man.
Ms. Pac-Man does not know Pac-Man.
Ms. Pac-Man does not know Pac-Man.
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I think Pac-Man changed this article a bit.
NO HE DIDN'T!
Pac-Man, we know that's your handwriting.
UM... NO IT ISN'T?
Yes, it is.
Goodbye.