Bullshit Toonamifucker
—Hank J. Wimbleton on Toonami
WTF IS A TOONAMI?!
—Jontron on Your Teacher
Her useful appearance
Mrs. Toonami (Or Simply Toonami) is a mutated being whose occupation involves brainwashing, corrupting and destroying otherwise possibly useful braincells. In recent years the profession has been growing in both notoriety and, surprisingly, number. This is largely credited to the growing sense of anti-teacherism.
More than likely, the individual you call your 'teacher' is simply a pathetic representative for whatever field they truly wanted to get into in the first place. For example, picture that you were an expert at mathematics. Would you be a teacher? Of course not. You'd be a mathematician, or, more likely, a highly-paid engineer. Those who major in mathematics and fail to make the cut because they lack the ability to do anything productive find they have no place to go but teaching. This is true across the board: your biology teacher failed to make it as a legitimate scientist, your literature teacher's poetry was too shitty to be published, and your social studies teacher couldn't find any place that was willing to pay for a columnist who was as much of a dumbass as he was. As a result, they all file in en masse to take out their personal failures on you. This phenomenon is sometimes referred to as "the gift of a good education"
Reception[]
IGN FAKE HER RENEWAL THIS SATURDAY DONALD TRUMP DEPORTED HER. No one like it
Trivia[]
- She has Cancer
- She’s Stupid
- She’s Derpy
- She’s Cute
- She's Yamchas girlfriend
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