Changes: Mrs. Mellgren

Revision as of 16:00, 19 December 2011

Mrs. Mellgren is the oldest and evilest person out there. She is as old as the universe itself and is still living! She has been reported all over the world especially Florida and France. She has recently taken the occupation of a French teacher in Florida. She has retired though as living for billions of years as been tiring. SHE IS VERY EVIL!!!!! DON'T APPROACH HER IF YOU VALUE UR LIFE!!!!

Her life

Born by magma fusing with star dust
Spoke first word around formation of matter
Could walk(even though there was no ground back then)
Learned to crawl when the first rocks were made
Started aging when stars were created
Made the first DINNER a year later
Also learned how to eat
Made water and oxygen around formation of solar system
Decided to live on Jupiter but the gravity caused her to be squashed and she became shorter for years
Moved to Earth, somehow survived there with the hot temperatures and lived in the ocean even though it was hotter there (moron)
Got bored being by herself so she cut off her finger and it became the the first dinosaur
Her finger created more dinosaurs and she was no longer bored but it was dangerous to live now
She made the first human by kicking a chimpanzee in the head and it got smarter
This became the first person on Earth (Lucy)
Met the Ancient Geeks and taught them math and Greek gods
Created France to destroy and take over the world SHE FAILED
Had first son, Louis the 14th also called the Sun King
Sent a guy to England to add French into English
Second son, Napoleon Bonaparte born
He impresses her with taking over Louisiana and Puerto Rico
But he sells it and gets killed by her
She then starts WW1 by eating a pizza in Germany
No that was WW2 but who cares. She met Hitler and tried to make him French but she failed and killed him
Thought about being even more EVIL by torturing students
Opened school in Florida and was the only teacher there
She tortured everyone and gave lots homework
Retired and reaching end of life

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+'''Mrs. Mellgren''' is the oldest and evilest person out there. She is as old as the universe itself and is still living! She has been reported all over the world especially Florida and [[France]]. She has recently taken the occupation of a French teacher in Florida. She has retired though as living for billions of years as been tiring. SHE IS VERY EVIL!!!!! DON'T APPROACH HER IF YOU VALUE UR LIFE!!!!
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-Mrs.Mellgren is the oldest and evilest person out there. She is as old as the universe itself and is still living! She has been reported all over the world espacially Florida and France. She has recently taken the occupation of a French teacher in Florida. She has retired though as living for billions of years as been tiring. SHE IS VERY EVIL!!!!! DONT APPROACH HER IF YOU VALUE UR LIFE!!!!
 ==Her life==
 *Born by magma fusing with star dust
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 *Made the first DINNER a year later
 *Also learned how to eat
-*Made water and oxygen around formtion of solar system
+*Made water and oxygen around formation of solar system
 *Decided to live on Jupiter but the gravity caused her to be squashed and she became shorter for years
-*Moved to Earth, somehow survived there with the hot temperatrures and lived in the ocean even though it was hotter there (moron)
+*Moved to Earth, somehow survived there with the hot temperatures and lived in the ocean even though it was hotter there (moron)
 *Got bored being by herself so she cut off her finger and it became the the first dinosaur
 *Her finger created more dinosaurs and she was no longer bored but it was dangerous to live now
-*She made the first human by kicking a chimpanze in the head and it got smarter
+*She made the first human by kicking a chimpanzee in the head and it got smarter
-*This became the first person on Earth ('''Lucy''')
+*This became the first person on Earth ([[Lucy]])
-*Met the '''Ancient Geeks''' and taught them math and Greek gods
+*Met the [[Ancient Geeks]] and taught them math and Greek gods
-*Created France to destroy and take over the world SHE FAILED
+*Created [[France]] to destroy and take over the world SHE FAILED
-*Had first son, '''Louis the 14th''' also called the '''Sun King'''
+*Had first son, Louis the 14th also called the Sun King
 *Sent a guy to England to add French into English
-*Second son, '''Napolean Bonaparte''' born
+*Second son, [[Napoleon Bonaparte]] born
-*He impresses her with taking over '''Louisiana''' and Puerto Rico
+*He impresses her with taking over Louisiana and Puerto Rico
 *But he sells it and gets killed by her
-*She then starts WW1 by eating a pizza in Germany
+*She then starts WW1 by eating a pizza in [[Germany]]
 *No that was WW2 but who cares. She met Hitler and tried to make him French but she failed and killed him
 *Thought about being even more EVIL by torturing students
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 *She tortured everyone and gave lots homework
 *Retired and reaching end of life
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 [[Category:evil]]
 [[Category:old farts]]