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Mr. Krabs is a WANTED article! |
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Hello! I like money! | 
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| Mr. Krabs | |
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| Mr. Krabs's throne is notable for its unique construction. | |
| Full name: | Eugene Harold Krabs |
| Gender: | Male |
| Hair color: | Bald |
| Eye color: | Tall |
| Age: | 78 (Born November 30th) |
| Home: | Bikini Bottom |
| Alive or Dead?: | Alive |
| AKA: | Krabs in Bikini Bottom |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: | Every negative UnDollar |
| Known For: | opening a second Krusty Krab right next to the first |
| Alignment: | Lawful Neutral |
| UnRank: | 12 |
Mr. Krabs is the president of the Krusty Palace and the last monarch of Bikini Bottom, which he ruled with an iron claw. He was also a past war hero and an arch rival of Hitler's clone.
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History
Mr. Krabs' family goes way back...
Murders
Eugene Krabs has killed SpongeBob and Squidward Tentacles.
Past
Krabs was born in a dump truck in 1962 during the Great Irken War. As a kid he was constantly beaten by his father, so he took Ketamine in order to relive himself from his beatings. He quickly rose to royalty after his father passed under "mysterious" circumstances and placed him on the throne to Bikini Bottom.
Rule
Krabs's advice on how to get an e-girl's attention.
Krabs was often considered a tyrant by patriots in Bikini Bottom. Because of his cleansing of sunlight in Bikini Bottom, the sky is always dark and grey.
Plastic Surgery
It is often believed that Moar Krabs is a plastic surgery version of him, but Moar Krabs is actually just a clone.
Rivalry with Hitler's Clone
As explained earlier, Krabs had an intense hatred for Hitler's Clone, so intense it started the German War. Krabs' actions were enough to persuade Hitler to commit suicide after realizing the war was over. Krabs, proud of himself, took his arrogance to a whole new level.
Fall
At the age of 53, he slipped and fell off his 80 foot tall throne. Though he survived, he would have rather died as now he was no longer on the throne, he had lost all his power. Squidward is now the sitting king of the Krusty Palace. Eugene now resides in a quiet village in Wales.
Where it all went wrong
Sometime after that, a mysterious figure contacted Krabs and bribed him to join some Stupid organization based on - you guessed it - aspects of some sort of well-known religion. Krabs, as part of an even Stupider squad, was tasked with child neglect, which is all someone thought of running a fast food restaurant, and maybe taking back the throne while he was at it. Nobody goes there, since Nobody can dive to the bottom of Bikini Atoll. Then he got blown up by Demoman's pipe bomb.
Forms
- Normal: Not very powerful, but starts the line. He has armor abs and can pinch people pretty hard.
- Crazy Krabs: Somewhat powerful. Gain's the ability to stalk, eat rubber, run 20X faster, and and scare the crap outta people. Has 14 eye's and gain's a longer head with only 1 leg.
- Clown Krabs: Ability to punch threw solid steel, eat anything, and cause stare to death. Often chases after people in rage witch, causes special moves. Looks normal, but like a clown in the face.
- LAWL Krabs: Can speak Portuguese, gains a machine gun for a hand, and can cause a stare like Malleo. In this form he is 4X normal size, 3 eyes, long legs, claws and purple spots that contain poison. Also starts to grow a tail.
- Dino Krabs: Can crush anything. Also, has laser eyes and a Magnum instead, of arms. Has a long tail, yellow eyes, huge 100 feet structure, small wings, knives for claws, and razors for teeth. Also, is in the shape of a really big lizard.
- Bomb Krabs: Can shoot lasers thrice as fast, has 18 eyes that look like Luigi, and can shoot 1 octillion bombs from his mouth with a sniper hidden inside. This time he's in the shape of a scorpion, has pitchforks for claws, and huge wings.
- Killer Krabs: Can shoot lasers quintuple times as fast, has a long neck that all shoot shotguns, and apparently swords with plasma around them for legs. In the shape of a crocodile, claws are now 14X as big, with wings as large as his idiocy.
- Super Evil Krabs: Made of fire, lasers are fast as thought, claws are sharper than a high school dropout, and just a single look at him can cause death. In the shape of a cyclops, and wings are now swords that fly.
- Final Krabs: All his old forms are combined to make something evil.. Is hotter than the sun, bigger than the milky way galaxy, and is total chaos for the UnUniverse! Sadly, Chuck Norris killed it.
Shames
Mr. Krabs has appeared in the following shames:
| Overkey | |
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| Shames | Overkey - Overkey 2 - Overkey Vita - Overkey 3D |
| Spin-offs | Hotel Key |
| Characters | Heros: Mr. Key - Susan The Cat - Godzilla (chick) - Completely Innocent Wall - Chuck Norris - Mr Cyclops Bandit - Captain 0 - Teletubbies - Tinky Winky - Dipsy - Laa-Laa - Po - Tonky Wonky Villans: Dr. Robotnik - Mr. Krabs - Zumbah |
| Seven Deadly Sins |
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Lord Shen (Pride) - Dimentio (Envy) - Duo (Wrath) - Peter Griffin (Sloth) - Mr. Krabs (Greed) - Grimace (Gluttony) - Mother Teletubby (Lust) |
