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FIRED!

Mr. Humblefloob, being dumb.

You're not just wrong, it's all of your fault!

Mr. Humblefloob, to Cat in the Hat.

Mr. Hank Humberfloob is a merciless man who founded Humberfloob Inc., he also fires newcomers that shake his hand due to his phobia of germs. We are sure that he was working for Viacom. He appeared in the Cat In The Hat Movie

History[]

Early Life[]

In his childhood, he feared germs after his mother grounded him for playing dirty. He also fears the Teletubbies and other guys that look like preschool show characters.

His first company business[]

He started his own office business for being a merciless antagonist. In the Cat In The Hat, he tries to fire the woman (the mother of the kids as the main characters in the Cat in the Hat) after her failures. But he spared her after the kids being nice along with the Cat in the Hat’s help

Bankruptcy[]

Mr. Humberfloob and his company got bankrupt for firing new employees in their first job. So Mr. Humberfloob felt horrible for himself after he used his new members as test monkeys. Until Mr. Humberfloob was hired by Viacom. Mr. Humberfloob joined forces with Viacom and was now working in his office as admins

Trivia[]

  • He fired his new members several times by using them as test monkeys and lab rats in their first job
  • He bans childish cartoons in his company (never known to be dangerous)
  • He once beat the Cat in the Hat (with a bat) as a pinata
  • He hates the Grinch for liking Christmas
  • He used his employees to be keep in check than benefiting population
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