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Moxina Potatoes are evil potatoes that can kill you in one bite. They have killed numerous people, animals, plants, and even potatoes. They are the worst potato in the world, and everybody absolutely hates them. It's annoying, just too, too annoying. Everyone wishes that they would stop. Whats even more annoying is that they kill EVERYTHING.

Moxina Potato

A potato of their type

hey are mor annoying than HELL. They kill, plants, trees, humans, beef, cows, necks, potatoes, biscuits, and yknow it. Then Ashton-under-Lyne got raided by them and destroyed. They are the worst things EVERRRRRRRRR. LIKE, this is the 53rd time we've said this to a guy, and we're stupid.

The people that hate them are litter trashy. They are stupid, Bozo, annoying, and ratios. They even ate them and survived. This was a world record for a Moxina Potato. But moxinas kept smashing rocks finally! They thought it would be a better habit for them. And like you guesses: IT WAS!

So finally, they stopped raiding and, well, did this: kill fucking grass everywhere, same goes with fucking dirt, fucking guns and so, so, so on. And yes, they stopped raiding to eat potatoes. It was cannabilism, but still, kinda fun.

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