Brilliant. Fucking delicious.
—Gordon Ramsay (probably)
Doritos. Mountain Dew. Weed.
—The British text to speech guy
The second part of the holy trinity. The first being Doritos and the other is Weed
Mountain Dew is a magical soft drink that gives you random powers. The powers differ with each flavour but the power is always beneficial and most flavours are readily available in stores all across the UnWorld except the obvious for self explanatory reasons. Mountain Dew is often bought by MLG pro shamers alongside Doritos and Weed, usually in bundles with the newest Call of Ducky shame on Xbox 360 and Play Station 3. It's usually the 360 tho, even though it sucks ass.
All those Coke fanboys think their drink is god. Well guess what? Their wrong! Mountain Dew is better despite it only being around for 80-ish years. It’s better than Prime, it’s better than Pepsi, better than Dr. Pepper and better than most sodas combined. The only thing better than this are frozen carbonated beverages, bonus points if it’s Mountain Dew flavored. I think Captain 0's Pizza makes them really good by adding in a dash of real MtN Dew which keeps the customers coming back for more, an odd choice but their business so it’s their decisions. Except the fact that they only have original Dew.
Mountain Dew is a member of the holy trinity. A thing created by shamers containing Doritos, Mountain Dew and Weed. Mountain Dew is more popular than weed because everyone can buy the dew, but not everyone can buy weed. Doritos are more popular than the dew because parents don’t usually buy their children soda. Especially this soda. They do this so the kid doesn’t bounce up and down on the walls from the caffeine because it’s probably cocaine. Mountain Dew has so much caffeine that it’s pretty much an energy drink!
Also, a version with alcohol exists that is certainly not for children. Drinking this will of course get you drunk and unable to drive a car without endangering everyone’s safety. In fact, literally every soda is making an alcoholic version. Why? No clue!
There was also a contest to name an apple flavored Dew that got raided by kids on 4chan who put super offensive names which caused the flavor to never release. The ingredients list was recently found and it tasted like apple, I guess. Mountain Dew is also BANNED in Japan (technically not because it exists over there) and a lot of these flavors don’t exist in Europe because of ingredients that many countries don’t like. Even the main flavor is butchered by these regulations!
Mountain Dew has to compete with something called Mello Yellow which is owned by Coke and is an exact clone of the bold citrus refreshment without any of the unique flavors.
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