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Normal Carton of Moke Milk

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Some dumb angel drinking a glass of Moke Milk. Little does she know, she's gonna turn into a Moke Cow overnight.

Moke Milk is a poisoned milk that is what you get if you milk a Moke Cow. There is not much of it in the world because moke cows would kill you once they catch you THINKING about milking them. If you do drink it, it will turn you into a Moke Man (or woman. Don't discriminate) which means you will turn into a cow-human hybrid in a full moon like a werewolf. Worst-case scenario is that you'll just turn into a regular Moke Cow. And that's never good.

You can find Moke Milk at Young Link's house because he owns a lot of this stuff for some odd reason.

Although many people say it, Moke Milk won't make you WOKE.

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This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a cat to stop the fires by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might be nuked.

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