Moke Milk is a poisoned milk that is what you get if you milk a Moke Cow. There is not much of it in the world because moke cows would kill you once they catch you THINKING about milking them. If you do drink it, it will turn you into a Moke Man (or woman. Don't don't discriminate) which means you will turn into a cow-human hybrid in a full moon like a werewolf.
You can find Moke Milk at Young Link's house because he owns a lot of this stuff for some odd reason.
Although many people say it, Moke Milk won't make you WOKE.
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