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Moke Cows are evil demon creatures from the depths of Moke, a planet similar to Hell.

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The last thing the person who took this photo saw before being killled

Bio[]

Moke Cows can stretch parts of their body or morph it into disgusting forms to terrify victims. Moke Cows are also mentioned many times in MarioCraft, MarioCraft 2 and freatured in MarioCraft 4. Not many people have survived Moke Cows, and even Chuck Norris fears them. Moke Cows are the only creatures that have killed more than 2 Lucky Cats, They have killed at least 1,546,823. The Moke Cows can kill people without blinking and only 3 Moke Cows have killed in everywere

Fortunately, they can be domesticated by playing Dubstep for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Reproduction[]

Moke Cows are able to spawn from the ground as black stringy tissue that soon forms into a formidable Moke Cow, they are also somewhat asexual, splitting into two smaller ones.

Uses[]

They produce Moke Milk which can turn people into Moke Cows if they drink it

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Cows & cows & cows

A video of Moke Cows in action

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Steve - Alex - Kai - Notch
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Pig - Desert Pig - Cow - Moke Cows - Sheep - Pink Sheep - Volneskor
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