- Ha ha ha, Moby DICK!
- —'A Little Kid'''Moby Dick is an albino blue whale who eats everything. He was first discovered when he ate the Titanic (or was it a lighthouse?I don't really know). Moby eats everything in, on, or above the sea, including fish, birds, boats, humans, and even Martians. He is the most dangerous monster in the ocean.
He became famous, so people tried to catch him. He ate them all. Moby's first actual enemy was Captain Ahab. One day, Moby ate one of his trouser legs, and Ahab swore revenge. Ahab later wrote an adventure about a bunch of times he tried to kill Moby and called it Moby Dick. The book is now Fone Bone's favourite book.
Moby Dick was killed when some fakegee captured him.