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MOAR KRABS by Sporemaster

AHHHHHHHHH!

MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!

Moar Krabs

Moar Krabs (full name Morbid Krabs) is an impersonator of Mr. Krabs that appears to be EVIL!! He is obsessed with Jellyfish Jelly and always demands more of it, hence why he always says "MOAR!".

Despite his evil look, he's actually just greedy and not completely evil like Dr. Rabbit, PATRIXXX and a couple of other people.

He molted his shell OVER 9000 times!

Personality[]

He is greedy. Nobody really knows much other than that, because all he does is shouts "MOAR!". So, if you ever get the chance, try to figure out his personality.


Current findings:

  1. Greedy (obviously)
  2. Obsessive
  3. Ambitious
  4. Hates plant-based jelly. He is currently wanted by the police for breaking $3000 worth of jelly jars in a Walmart and smearing "FALSE SUSTENANCE FROM A FALSE GOD" over the wall in jelly and his own feces.

Shame Appearance[]

Moar Krabs appears in seven shames, but nobody knows what they are, as his lameness destroyed them before their names were given to them. That's why Moar Krabs is not famous. All because of his stupid lameness. Moar Krabs is having a mid life crisis due to his reception, but his attempts to appeal to the youth were disconnected from the times, digging himself deeper into the lameness. Moar Krabs is currently doing Fortnite dances on TikTok, as the everticking clock moves further away from his good ol' days.

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