The Ministry of DIE Affairs (abbreviated as the MoDA) is an organization of vaguely demonic/ghostly beings (and The Mythbusters are here, too, I guess) who dictate the circumstances that people DIE. Although it was originally founded by Ganon and King Ramses, they soon left everything to the other members. The gang is in charge of sending people to Heaven or Hell without bias, explaining why Jesus Christ/God and Bob Saget aren't in the MoDA. There are six pillars to the MoDA, which are as follows:
- WHO DIE? (Nightmarionne) - Who died? Which guy kicked the bucket, simple as that.
- WHAT DIE? (Smile Dog) - What kind of animal died (if one did)?
- WHERE DIE? (The Swedish Reaper) - Where did somebody die at?
- WHEN DIE? (Bezel) - When did someone die?
- WHY DIE? (Judgment Boy Gold) - Was there a specific reason why you died, like karma?
- HOW DIE? (The Mythbusters) - Hey! We need an excuse to make something asplode.