THE PERFECT SHAME FOR CHILDREN! (Dr. Nefardio does not do crap for you)
Minion Emergency was a Y8 Flash shame produced in 2013 after the alliance with Agnes Games. It has lots of blood and gore. You know, for little girls!
Laura-chan cites this game as one of her main inspirations. In other words, without Minion Emergency, there wouldn't be an OPERATE NOW.
It is sold on ShamesCoarse along with Mario's Bath.
Plot[]
A PX-41 infected minion beats up the "Cute" Minion, the most popular and overrated minion out of all Gru's minions. You play as a doctor trying to cure him. Sounds cute, right?
Well, it's the opposite of cute. It has INSANE amounts of blood and gore. If the shame wasn't a computer shame, it would probably be rated M. And it's FOR FRIDAYING KIDS!
Shameplay[]
You need to remove the bullets from the minion, wipe up the blood oozing from him, and perform surgery on him. Or, you can just press the Kill Key to kill the "Cute" Minion.
Reception[]
Biased Ratings rated it a 0.5/10 for its extreme violence and being targeted at kids despite the BLOOOOOOD and GOOOOOOOORE.
"Extreme" Version[]
After the success of Minions: The Rise of Gru, a revised version of the shame was released. Called Minion Emergency Extreme, it has the same plot, but with new mechanics.
- El Macho will break into your office periodically and throw a Nuclear Bomb at you. The player must press the space bar in a QTE to deflect it at him.
- Trying to use one of the tools will open a WarioWare style shame where you must do a thing to verify you can use it.
- Dr. Nefario yells insults at the player the worse they do, and say things like, "If you clean the laceration on the elbow you are legally allowed to skip school". Sort of like the opposite of PIZZA Delivery GAME.
- There is a new tool, "Poop of a diseased Florida man". Trying to use it will cause the shame to crash and infect your computer with a virus called, "die_in_fire.banana" which has a payload similar to the 42 virus.
- The "Cute" Minion has a problem meter. The more you operate on him, the higher it rises as he cries of pain. Use pain relief spray to lower it. If it fills up completely, The Enigmatic Foe will appear and sing his song until the "Cute" Minion dies of stress.
- Using the Kill Key actually gives a new ending, where the "Cute" Minion has a funeral held for him, complete with a Banana shaped casket that Donkey Kong tries to eat. Unfortunately, getting this ending also gives Gru all of your personal info without consent.
All of these changes were protested by the detractors, and this version is hated even more than the standard version. It's also STILL not child-friendly! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?