Milkshake! Milkshake! Mamamamamimimimimo Milkshake!
—Milkshake!, about to torture your ears
Milkshake! is a CBeebies wannabe created by the now-evil Five in 1997, made to torture children with their annoying shows.
History[]
When Tinky Winky ran out of ideas to run shows on CBeebies, he then created Milkshake!, another evil channel that airs evil shows. In 2000, he rebranded the channel with a scary opening and more torturing new shows. He rebranded it again with the help of Po, with a new evil logo and lineup and also a torturing intro:
Milkshake!
Its own presenter, Derek the Moron, who teaches kids to use guns, and threatens people to get killed. What a freaking psycho!
Milkshake!
Mamamama
Mimimimi
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MILKSHAKE!
P.S.A. when the girl sings "MILKSHAKE!" blood-curling screams can be heard from the background.
However, in 2015, the Good Teletubbies took over the channel and replaced bad shows like Peppa Pig and Ben and Holly with ones like PAW Patrol, Pirata & Capitano, Shimmer and Shine and Sunny Bunnies. But the other Teletubbies killed the good ones and cancelled all the good shows, making Milkshake! evil again, it only evil presenter is a human named "Derek the Moron," which he used to be in the Irish band caled "D-Side," which was played by hundreds of "Derek" named members, who likes to entertain children (or Milkshakers as Derek said), to use guns, and threaten people to get killed, especially parents and children, Kemi was also a presenter, but she was killed by Derek when she tries to do her "Wiggly-Woo," and that's why Derek is a psycho moron since his last name is "Moron," and he sometimes got arrested for doing that which being called as the "entertaining children's murder."
Milkshake Shows[]
- Peppa Pig
- Teletubbies
- Boohbah (moved from Nick Jr.)
- Jelly Jamm (got turned into gelatin)
- Milkshake! Monkey (actually just Donkey Kong in disguise.)
- Little Princess
- Bananas in Pyjamas (peeled and eaten)
- The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
- Pocoyo (fired)
- Puffin Rock
- Bob the Builder (killed by Tinky Winky)
- Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom
- Rupert Bear: Follow the Magic
- Fifi and the Flowertots
- PAW Patrol
- Mr. Men Show
- Mio Mao
- Olivia (ripoff of Peppa Pig but they aired it anyways)
- Tickety Toc
- Shane the Chef
- Roobarb and Custard
- Bert and Ernie
- Funky Valley
- Hi-5
- Noddy, Toyland Detective
- Shimmer and Shine
- Barney and Friends
- Sunny Bunnies
- Wissper
- Floogals
- Farmees
- Some Random Obscure Show In Which Twtian Starred In (dead, didn't even last a full year)
Facts about Milkshake![]
- It's actually owned by BBC.
- They aired Oobi once, but it was moved to Nick Jr..